Why did you dump the person above you?

jkandktmom

She wanted to "color me" in bed... it scared me!

HungryasFuark

She was against me using steroids

JefferyArnold

@ jkandktmom When I had mentioned role-playing... She immediately went to the computer to log into World of Warcraft... It was a misunderstanding, I think?

1PatientBear

Bangs orcs in World of Warcraft

meb0407

He didn't want me skinny dippin anymore

1PatientBear

Had a mental imbalance that caused her to think I didn't want her skinny dipping.

AshleyM71

He kept getting me wet by doing massive canon balls into the pool

Twisted_Wrister

She kept using my Batman shirt as a towel

Tryxxie2013

He didn't like my catwoman suit.

meb0407

she didn't like my love for batman!

Krisydee103

She had better and longer hair than me! :P

jjennyb4

Her abs are way better than mine

Tryxxie2013

Because she kept dating all my guy friends.

jkandktmom

Because she always wanted to be the Dom.

AshleyM71

She kept trying to argue about being the Dom, so I had to whip her lol

1PatientBear

Didn't like that I kept getting her wet. (From the cannonballs)

Tryxxie2013

Kept showing off his swimming skills. It's not my fault that I can't do a breast stroke.

JennaM222

She was a chubby chaser...

and by chubby, i mean in the pants

funforsports

She told me everything was too hard

MerMandy17

Caught him with the dog and a jar of peanut butter....