Why did you dump the person above you?

1PatientBear

She is the dentist that doesn't recommend Trident

sassyjae21

Cause he's wearing a mizzou shirt in one of his pics

#cannotdeal

#boomersooner

1PatientBear

Couldn't handle the fact that Mizzou finished #5

Iceberg_Simpson

Couldn't handle the fact that Mizzou finished #5

He was absolutely rubbish in the sack.

sassyjae21

They barely beat raggedy azz Oklahoma State. pfttt

1PatientBear

Couldn't handle the fact that Mizzou finished #5

He was absolutely rubbish in the sack.

Is bad at the English language and thinks "rubbish" means "unbelievable"

deanjou59

He said I looked like a man. :sad:

tesha_chandler

She ignores everything I say.

Mr_Competitive

she looked down at me all the time

Groovyca2022

His ego didn't fit our closet!

25daniow

He was better looking than I was

Groovyca2022

She kept confusing me with her ex!..lol

tesha_chandler

She was in this weird love triangle lol

AshleyM71

her smile constantly caused people to get into car accidents

charliex2202

I realised they were out of my league lol

vinny76063

Because she only let me watch when her girfriend was involved

FancyPantsFran

He listened to Debbie Boone records

Just_Scott

She couldn't remember the safe word(City of Brotherly Love) ugh

bd0027

Looks like he has more practice spitting than I do.

DjinnMarie

Because he doesn't drinks pool water