Why did you dump the person above you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Only liked rough

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo he quit keeping me warm.

JonnyMacAwesome

She thought I only saw her as a sexy pair of legs...

WaKay

He wouldn't use the pocket protector I bought him.

nikiste

She preferred cyclopes.

JonnyMacAwesome

she was too grayscale

littlebutlean

@nikiste I didn't, I was drunk and I made an error in judgement. Let's start fresh?

@jonnymacawesome YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SNIPER :bigsmile:

bugaha1

He wouldn’t take a spin class.

SugarBaby71

He was obsessed with spin classes

phinphanbill26

She wouldn't let me cook the rabbit.

SwedishSarah

All he wanted to eat was rabbit night after night, I got sick of it.

ComradeTovarich

She started to get this weird look whenever she was around my rabbit.

nikiste

His hair was nicer than mine.

bugaha1

She bought us matching sweaters.

nikiste

He had bad taste in sweaters.

littlebutlean

She had a habit of hugging corn .. constantly, it was a real issue

_Tink_

He was impersonating Batman.

SwedishSarah

She lied about being Tinkerbell, turns out, she wasn't.

L4manski

Wanted me to dress like Peter Pan all the time...

SugarBaby71

Has a Peter Pan complex

BlackBetttie

Her boobs were better than mine

littlebutlean

She kept looking into my soul with her piercing eyes ..

jacques57

He kept feeding me cliched corny lines

Phoenix__Rising

He gave into my every craving .. I gained weight!

babynun

Ate all my chocolate chip cookies!

jk1918

Kept feeding me cookies

KatieKat1979

She kept calling me KK

Saucy_lil_Minx

Would not buy me Kitkats after I called her KK, and asked her to get me some KK's!!

jk1918

Well KK. I can always call you Squirrel (B*I)

KatieKat1979

She threw paperclips at me all day long