Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He killed me in another topic..f' him! lol
  • dontdreamit
    dontdreamit Posts: 223
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    she was just too damn groovy
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
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    She doesn't think Daryl is the best Walking Dead character.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    We went drinking and when I fell asleep he left me in the car...wtf!
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
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    That's precisely why i don't drink :-p

    When she fell asleep I couldn't get the keys to take the car.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    He was too much bad boy for me to handle
  • dontdreamit
    dontdreamit Posts: 223
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    She wouldn't let me borrow her clothing
  • abuendia90
    abuendia90 Posts: 63
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    She said she wouldn't save me during a zombie apocalypse because it's "every man for himself" :frown:
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
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    Her lipstick was too pink and I don't go that way
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Kept stealing all the covers.
  • dontdreamit
    dontdreamit Posts: 223
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    kicked me in his sleep
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Had to kick her to keep from snoring so loud
  • abuendia90
    abuendia90 Posts: 63
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    He thought he was a gangsta rapper and I couldn't take it anymore.
  • lolosensan
    lolosensan Posts: 251
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    She became a famous news anchor and it went to her head and I got tired of her ego.
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
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    She looked better in red and black then I do.
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
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    He thought his dimples were more adorable than mine
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
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    She thought I liked my dimples more
    But she was wrong.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He didn't know hot to play red light...green light
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
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    She wouldn't stop saying red light
  • lolosensan
    lolosensan Posts: 251
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    He thought I loved him in this leather zip-up speedo and I got tired of pretending to like it, so I told him the truth and he cried and I can't date crybabies that look like manly men.

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