Why did you dump the person above you?
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He didn't find my body exciting enough.0
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she couldnt handle the size
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she kept a stopwatch under her pillow to see how long i last in bed0
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Three minutes wasn't quite long enough.0
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she couldnt last more then 30 seconds0
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He CLEARLY doesn't know how to tell time.0
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she thinks 30-45 seconds is 30-45 minutes...0
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He was in love with his barber.0
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He was in love with his barber.
my gf is my barber so ya
she got off on the smell of cut hair0 -
He didn't cut his hair often enough.0
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she doesnt like medium lengthed hair0
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he thought he could pick more than one hockey team0
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doesnt realize you need a back up team incase your main team poops the bed0
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He pooped the bed.0
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she put exlax in my supper0
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So unappreciative of my help. Just trying to keep you regular!0
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she thought i need help with my bowl movements0
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He kept asking me to pull his finger.0
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he wouldnt help me crack my fingers0
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Started wearing my shirts.0
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kept asking to see my batman comic collection that is under lock and key0
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That would be somewhat awesome to see.0
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but its under lock and key hence the dumping....0
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well darn. I suppose it worths getting dumped over.0
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it is...... its a very BIG collection... much rare... many batman... so kapow0
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I'll say I dumped you because I'm more a superman fan....0
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Superman's dumb. We're breaking up right now.0
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Don't disk superman. He can pull off that spandex look.0
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stole my lipgloss0
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Because she's really pretty0
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