Why did you dump the person above you?

fr053n

spent more time staring at his phone than at me!

V0lver

couldnt put her legs behind her head

fr053n

too weird

BruinsLeafs718

didnt like to explore new things

fr053n

unrealistic expectations

GeminiFitness1

She was hanging with her peeps than she ate them!

Phoenix__Rising

Toilet paper roll under, not over! :grumble:

asaw00

The way the toilet paper roll went was the only thing we agreed on.

msbunnie68

Couldn't keep her mind out of the toilet

L4manski

She never wore pants...

Megan101792

he shaved his facial hair off

L4manski

he shaved his facial hair off

Never!!!

Megan101792

Then we might get back together...LOL

Cind4651

She kept trying to get me to grow facial hair and try as I might, I couldn't.

nikiste

She kept waxing her mustache and trying to tell me she couldn't grow facial hair. LIAR.

Ripfit138

Oh I totally blew it. I was using her ice skates to cut up a steak and made her late to hockey practice.

...I also can't read post titles. She got made and threw away my Sesame Street action figure tray caddies. I had to let her go.

KatieKat1979

He wouldn't play Freebird for me..

L4manski

I got sick of playing Freebird!!!

SugarBaby71

The only song he knew was Freebird...

asm121

Kept calling my Firebird a Freebird.

KatVarley

He preferred his Firebird to my Camaro..... just wouldn't work.

LoneWolf_70

too hairy (jk)

L4manski

He was a dude...

Saucy_lil_Minx

Because apparently I was a waste of time!!

Just sayin

nikiste

Kept posting nude photos of me online without asking. I'm shaving my legs, get that camera out of the bathroom. Weirdo.

LoneWolf_70

kept using my razors

L4manski

He was a dude...

infinitevast

Played air guitar obsessively

Phoenix__Rising

She didn't enjoy air guitar.

Insomniac8

She stole all my mini skirts.