Why did you dump the person above you?

cowbellsandcoffee

Hates punk rock.

Megan101792

Hates classic rock

cowbellsandcoffee

Stole my parachute pants.

Megan101792

Stole my skinny jeans

fr053n

wouldnt let her hair down

SwitzEngine

Who says I dumped her :?

Megan101792

He dumped me

fr053n

@gnom too one sided

Megan101792

Got out of that phase

KatVarley

She was out of that phase.

midas1022

She was too much of a woman for me.

Megan101792

Um, the restraining order...I can't be more than 500 feet near him since taking him over state lines/

Phoenix__Rising

Um, the restraining order...I can't be more than 500 feet near him since taking him over state lines/

She got her massage, if I hadn't dumped her, I'd still be waiting!

Megan101792

Um, the restraining order...I can't be more than 500 feet near him since taking him over state lines/

She got her massage, if I hadn't dumped her, I'd still be waiting!

Said I wasn't right for her

Crimson_Fire

She stole all my lip gloss

Megan101792

She stole all my lip gloss

Wouldn't share her lipgloss

115s

Fed me pizza hut.

Megan101792

Fed me pizza hut.

Wouldn't let me feed her pizza hut

EricJonrosh

(hublublublublublublublub!)

Megan101792

He was crazy

Phoenix__Rising

She had her cell ready to selfie all the time.

Megan101792

She had her cell ready to selfie all the time.

Uh, no. I rarely do selfies. She lied

nikiste

She wouldn't put out.

EricJonrosh

(hublublublublublublublublublub!!!!!)

Megan101792

(hublublublublublublublublublub!!!!!)

Didnt make sense

EricJonrosh

My motorboat sound effect. =o]

Didn't like motorboating. =o[

Megan101792

My motorboat sound effect. =o]

Didn't like motorboating. =o[

Got slobber all over my boobs

Ripfit138

Was constantly drying her boobs

Megan101792

Constantly playing

115s

Refused to go down the hatch and was afraid of the smoke.