Why did you dump the person above you?

Saucy_lil_Minx

got jelly over the mens in my life

LoneWolf_70

had too many men in her life

Megan101792

Keep on hitting on my friends

LoneWolf_70

had too many hot friends

Guns_N_Buns

He wasted a lot of time.

LoneWolf_70

she was always busy filling time

Megan101792

Stole my car

LoneWolf_70

wouldnt let me have her car.

Saucy_lil_Minx

gave me that look...right there every time I opened my mouth!!!

I need to learn to shut it, but since that is not going to happen in this lifetime.....

Megan101792

Had better legs than me

excusekiller

I really can't remember, but it was ALL her fault!!

Sha1911

Because he/she was always blaming others!

Megan101792

All I know is that I woke up missing a kidney so not my fault @excusekiller

Sha1911

After I took her kidney, I didn't need her anymore lol

excusekiller

Because he/she was always blaming others!

Because he said I "might" have girly hands! GEEEZZZZZ

I fixed it

carriebennett585

he wouldn't stop holding his stomach like he was pregnant

nikiste

Turns out she was pregnant. And it wasn't mine.

asm121

Frightened me with pregnancy talk.

Saucy_lil_Minx

Sir I am worth so much more than that!!!

We are DONE!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

nikiste

Showed up to our one-week anniversary date in spanx. We got kicked out of the restaurant for distracting other diners.

sw33tp3a11

She put gum in my hair

HuggyBeahr

She has bad taste in protein powder

msbunnie68

tried to roll me in protein powder...it got up my nose and made me sneeze in a manly fashion.

littlebutlean

She kept teasing me with suggestive selfies

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Was busy with selfies

SugarBaby71

he was too busy taking selfies while he flexed to notice me

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't like me flexing

SugarBaby71

miscommunication. I just didn't like him flexing for other girls.

cowbellsandcoffee

Wore my spandex ALL THE TIME.

Megan101792

Shoved me off a cliff