Why did you dump the person above you?

L4manski

Liked his cat more than me...oh and he had a penis...

slimzandra

He was an angel and I like devils.

cheekym7

he was far to jelous of all the p*ussies in the neighbourhood

@ L4

@slim- I thought she was the devil

jacques57

Her eyes were bluer than mine; irritated me no end. Oh and she was superficial

softncudly

He would not let me borrow his hat.

Muldactus

She borrowed my hat and wouldn't give it back.

starseed777

He wouldn't give up wearing those darn hats!

jacques57

She registered with the Tea Party

Muldactus

She registered with the Tea Party

Yup. That'd end it right there. :grumble:

DBoone85

he didn't like my sweet tea....

Muldactus

She insisted on trying to make me drink sweet tea.

AshleyM71

He wouldn't let me wear his Fedora

Muldactus

She stopped talking to me.

softncudly

She stopped talking to me.

I was not his favorite X-Men.( Or X-man )

Muldactus

She stopped talking to me.

I was not his favorite X-Men.( Or X-man )

She acted like her X-men comics were more important than spending time with me.

DBoone85

his goatee gave me a rash...

Cliffslosinit

Her mom has this trick she does!

jkandktmom

He wouldn't buy me gluten free beer. :sad:

Muldactus

I didn't. She dumped me.

calibriintx

Excessive posting in chit chat threads.

xSirensSong

Because they kept insisting on waving their bacon all up in my face & wouldn't let me bite it.

DBoone85

cause she bit my bacon...

AshleyM71

She cooked bacon on her naked bikini body. It tasted like suntan lotion

jacques57

Ashley was so photogenic and attractive I couldn't concentrate and lost my job

mstaser

She kept pulling up her skirt everywhere we went

excusekiller

He thought he had to push down on the squat machine

Guns_N_Buns

he wouldn't shave the stache.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't let me shave

_Tink_

He wanted to shave me

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo: Where do i begin?

@Tink, for being fast.