Why did you dump the person above you?

Michaelg235

Not my type

ColourfulFiasco1

Jealousy ;P

Phoenix__Rising

She was too smart for me.

excusekiller

She always dumbed her self down..

Proph24

mustache stopped tickling and started hurting months ago

_Tink_

Clearly found someone else

excusekiller

Was infatuated with her ex.

Phoenix__Rising

Found Tinks glitter in the sheets.

SugarBaby71

Wouldn't show me his eyes

_Tink_

Fascinated with her own legs

excusekiller

I couldn't think about anything else, but her legs!

_Tink_

Obsessed with legs

Rabid_Hamster

Is a shell for Disney products...

Bulls_23

I was really drunk.....tequilla.....he had surprisingly smooth legs......woke up the next morning........bah, i don't want to talk about it!

_Tink_

He liked smooth shaven man legs

Phoenix__Rising

@Tink .. she was too wild.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wasn't wild enough

_Tink_

He wanted a wild girl

Phoenix__Rising

He wanted me to be too wild.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Wouldn't go to a wild all night party.

daychasingnight

The fact that he is headless put a slight downer on our relationship.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was confused between facts and fiction.

ilfaith

He kept trying to sneak cream and butter into my food

Bulls_23

He kept trying to sneak cream and butter into my food

Totally jealous because I know she's a cougar!

kelia21

I was too young he was way into cougars!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was too young

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo .. too old.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Too old.

kelia21

He never heard that "age ain't nothin but a number".

Michaelg235

she yelled at people in the movie theater