Why did you dump the person above you?
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was stuck in the past
Ok that's was good lol0 -
kept choking on her own spit
Pffft...I know how to swallow.0 -
pointed out the obvious all of the time0
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had a crush on my dad0
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She found a hotter person.0
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had a crush on my dad
How'd you know?0 -
she got sick of chicken everyday
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He kept lifting his shirt.0
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wouldn't let me lift my shirt0
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flashed my younger brother0
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hooked up with my mom0
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she didn't like muddin0
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When he said muddin' I didn't realize he meant something totally different than offroading.0
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She found out I slept with half her family :O0
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Wouldn't get me chocolate covered pretzels when TOM came to visit.0
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She throat chopped me0
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During our nookie, he left his sunglasses on.0
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She told me she was 94, but she lied, she took advantage of the fact that I'm a granny slammer0
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liked my grandma more than me0
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She took me in the Jerry Springer show.0
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i couldn't tame her0
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That darn toothpaste cap.0
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shrunk my clothes in the dryer0
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didn't like shrunken clothes0
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She scared me....all this talk about shrinking things.0
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wouldn't shrink0
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drowned in my clothes0
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tried to drown me0
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Just wouldn't drown in my clothes0
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didnt wanna go shopping0
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