Why did you dump the person above you?

L4manski

Didn't like my casseroles

Jonesingmucho

Wouldn't let me braid his beard

vasairiah

@l4 Couldn't pronounce his alpha/numeric name

@jones. She's cutting in line

robinkelly25

Wouldn't share any of her protein shakes

sw33tp3a11

She was way prettier than me

vanillacoffee

She got more attention when we went out

FancyPantsFran

she kept drinking all the coffee and left none for me :sad:

Kr1ptonite

She got crazy if she didn't have coffee

running4thehigh

he accidentally dropped me when he tried using me instead of free weights!

msbunnie68

she kept running away from me.

running4thehigh

couldn't handle her awesomeness.

V0lver

She grew her hair long so she could go topless at the beach

L4manski

he was so much more muscular than me...

firfeous

he never blinked. like ever.

EddieHaskell97

She accused me of mixing it up with Chiquita Banana.

ImaWaterBender

He took my banana.

:explode:

L4manski

My banana wasn't enough for her

Miz_Sparklez

He liked to squish bananas

msbunnie68

She had a banana phobia

cheekym7

She would only wear striped shirts and on occassion reffered to herself as waldo.