Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She was always looking for msbunnie68...
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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    He stole my glasses
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
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    Liar! I didn't dump!
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    He couldn't handle the truth
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    Always told the truth...I just couldn't handle the criticism
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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    Turned into a guy overnight... just couldn't have that :(
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
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    He had better abs than me.
  • cheekym7
    cheekym7 Posts: 570 Member
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    she just couldn't keep her legs in her pants
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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    She dyed my hair green in the night :(
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    I felt like I was robbing the cradle
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She couldn't figure out how to color match a blouse with pants...
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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    I felt like I was robbing the cradle
    lol whaaaaaaa... You're only 3 years older than me you know? haha
  • MichelleAymond
    MichelleAymond Posts: 53
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    @L4manski

    he wouldn't let me braid his goatee....i mean, i didn't expect him to go out in public that way, i just wanted to play!
  • Lyssa54
    Lyssa54 Posts: 81
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    He wasn't up to the challenge of playing out my fantasies ;)
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    Because I realized I'm really old and I'm more than twice her age.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    She couldn't figure out how to color match a blouse with pants...

    lmao. for the record - the bikinis match.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She couldn't figure out how to color match a blouse with pants...

    lmao. for the record - the bikinis match.

    Sure they do...lol :)
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    Didn't know if bikinis matched or not!
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Didn't like my mismatched bikinis...
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
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    Took all my bikinis to the thrift store!

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