Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • MuscleHeadNerd74
    MuscleHeadNerd74 Posts: 1,930 Member
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    lol....she wasn't able to keep up with me
  • frannieshack
    frannieshack Posts: 327 Member
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    I was stalking him, and when he saw me he tripped trying to get away from me. I tried to help him up but he started crawling away. He didn't see the hole and he fell in. When the paramedics came they helped him out of the hole. And he fell in love with the girl paramedic and they drove away in the ambulance. I tried to chase them down, but they were driving really, really fast.
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    Because she has those little doll hands and it creaped me out.
  • Tiki1978
    Tiki1978 Posts: 364
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    Im just a bad egg...
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    rotten eggs...no bueno
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
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    is a vampire
  • Tiki1978
    Tiki1978 Posts: 364
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    is a vampire

    that's awfully nice
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    because she is a self perclaiming bad egg
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Liked being called Big Daddy...
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    He was color blind.
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
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    she wouldn't let me drink tequlia
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
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    When I asked her if she wanted to go for a beer, she asked "Do you mean tequila?". Every time!
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    she wouldn't let me drink tequlia

    Do you know me? Sounds like something a friend would say; I never share my tequila. :-p
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
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    she wouldn't let me drink tequlia

    Do you know me? Sounds like something a friend would say; since I never share my tequila. :-p


    LOL guess I have good intuition
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    Because now I want to do shots and they won't let me at work.
  • bethyv1030
    bethyv1030 Posts: 226 Member
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    I couldn't take the stress of being an army wife
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
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    She was too stressed out all the time.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    He wasn't a drummer
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    He chose to play with his guitar 9 times out of 10.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    She was always mad at me

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