Why did you dump the person above you?

stuart160

Kept complaining about smells

fr053n

didnt go to couples counseling

stuart160

Kept telling the counselor on me

Megan101792

didn't like the counselor

stuart160

Liked the counselor more than me

Megan101792

well, he was a marine. Sorry

Groovyca2022

He thought it was funny that every time I wanted to talk that he would cross his eyes and stick out his tongue..*smack*

Megan101792

didn't smack hard enough

jkandktmom

She had my name and address tattooed on her after our first date.

CookNLift

she word a wig and lied to me about being a ginger. out of fear of losing my soul, I had to.

Thatbigaussieguy

He wouldn't leave the glasses on....

phinphanbill26

The long distance relationship was hard on both of us.

khara2012

He wanted me to leave my hat on!

CookNLift

she stopped sending me sexy selfies haha

cheekym7

there was too much lace and make-up in the selfies he sent.

jacques57

She didn't like fuzzy faces and big ears

ilfaith

Always begging for table scraps

AlistairBernardNormal

I kept stooping to her level.

Phoenix__Rising

He stole my Nike's.

Thatbigaussieguy

The mark she had on her face from dropping the phone when she took selfies...

L4manski

He was a big aussie

Phoenix__Rising

The mark she had on her face from dropping the phone when she took selfies...

lol, you got it right but it was a tablet. Ouch!!

@L4manski, he was going thru my panties and I saw him
try a pair on.

jacques57

She wouldn't pick up my poops

AlistairBernardNormal

He was always chasing tail.

jkandktmom

He wouldnt run a marathon with me.

_Tink_

She kept running away from me

phinphanbill26

You wouldn't wear those heels to bed.

_Tink_

He had a shoe fetish

CookNLift

she didn't like my shoe fetish

jnichel

Too deceiving.