Why did you dump the person above you?

KelARita7

I couldn't handle the drums...all the time, the drums!!

_Tink_

It's not true! I'd never dump her!

Salty_Sauce

She had a thing for young guys :-/

tristan299

I couldn't handle the drums...all the time, the drums!!

I played the drums to drown out your constant nagging, Now back off, you're breaking the rules of the injunction

Salty_Sauce

I don't like moobs

Phoenix__Rising

Too salty!

_Tink_

I caught her making out with my backup girlfriend.

asm121

She had a backup girlfriend

Phoenix__Rising

He threw his dirty underwear in the clean laundry.

RacquetChick

She refused to squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.

_BlueGreyGreen_

She had WAY better last than me

Phoenix__Rising

He changed his name and address! I felt like his stalker. ????

Saucy_lil_Minx

She was too fiery for me!!!

Cheekies_

Her cheekies were cuter than mine. Love ya tho!

Saucy_lil_Minx

Her Smile knocked mine out of the water!!

Thought she was my Cheekie Soul Mate too!!

She will always have my

HypnoWhizz

I couldn't keep up. But in another time, would I make the effort. Oh Yes!

blueize70

He was always trying to hypnotize me

Oklahoma_qt

She leaves turtles in the sink..

_Tink_

She doesn't like my turtles

ChangeYourPace

Wouldn't let me grow a mullet

Phoenix__Rising

He kept me in the dark.

ChangeYourPace

She found out I was a vampire

Phoenix__Rising

I figured out he was a vampire, I was so near dead!

_BlueGreyGreen_

She was too popular

msbunnie68

He wasn't a people person.

Oklahoma_qt

He wouldn't leave the computer

La_Malfaisante

she didn't like girls anymore

_Tink_

I would never dump her!

auntiebabs

TinkerbellsDeception

She would only look at me through the camera in her cell phone

Bageeeta

@la she didn't trust me... lol


@Tink.. She was to pretty for me

@aunt.. She hated flowers..