Why did you dump the person above you?

spaethbd

Made me watch Anime.

Me2FitMe

cuz grey didn't do it for me anymore

phil6707

she always wanted to be on top

Me2FitMe

didn't like me being on top

jacques57

I kept calling her bottom, Charmin"

Me2FitMe

his jokes weren't funny

Saucy_lil_Minx

One of us was constantly shaking our booty.

Until she broke a hip, and the fun stopped

_Tink_

She slways made me shake my booty

GauchoMark

she had better abs than me

Saucy_lil_Minx

He had a Matrix Fetish, and I can't compete with Keanu in leather

delirious_vixen

She wasn't the One.

jacques57

She never laughed at my jokes (turns out I am not funny).

ItsMeGee3

lacked confidence. Too bad cause he's really funny

adamseezee

the ball gag hurt my jaw too much and the whipping stings

delirious_vixen

He didn't appreciate my new ball gag.

stuart160

Didn't have a variety of sex toys

lokepa

Had too many sex toys... and y chromosomes

*edit - Not that there's anything wrong with that

ncdougb

He was too into women.

Edit - not that there's anything wrong with that. :-)

whitneysin

He was too into men

Phoenix__Rising

She enjoyed watching dino sex.

adamseezee

she enjoyed filming dino sex

Phoenix__Rising

Every time I stripped, on with his shades!! :glasses:

jstavix

She and I used to fight over the blow dryer, it was on like donkey kong every morning!

PRlisaNY

does'nt like playing donkey kong

Phoenix__Rising

Video game addict

adamseezee

too hot to handle

whitneysin

He didn't take his sunglasses off when he was talking to me.

mjtackett2006

She kept stealing my favorite t-shirts.

adamseezee

she was a sign

jstavix

He never reads the signs, and he should!!