Why did you dump the person above you?

La_Malfaisante

She left me for a man

mblair1968

She left, and didn't tell me where she went

wildrose53

He wouldn't let me do my laundry on his washboard abs!

ilfaith

Her hair always looked better than mine

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she always complained about her hair.

_Tink_

He wouldn't take me to the beach.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she wouldn't surf with me.

_Tink_

He wouldn't teach me to surf.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she was too hot for me to focus on teaching her to surf.

_Tink_

He only wanted me for my body.

Phoenix__Rising

She flaunted her body at the men next door.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she was more interested in men next door.

Groovyca2022

He said he would teach me to surf , but tried to drown me for bacon inheritance

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

spent all the rent money on truck load of donuts

xstarxdustx

He stole my surfboard wax.

Groovyca2022

spent all the rent money on truck load of donuts

Did I mention....he lies!

Phoenix__Rising

She wrote on the bathroom mirror with her red lipstick that I was a bleep-bleep.

glenmchale

she didn't like to express herself properly and just self censored with tv style bleeps

AshleyM71

I thought he was quiet and shy, but I was wrong

Butterbeknown

she got lip stick on my pillow!