Why did you dump the person above you?

Bageeeta

She always drugged me and I was seeing four of her! @ohplease2

Monsterliana

Haha 4 of me sounds awesome, I don't know why you'd leave me for that!

Groovyca2022

I couldn't compete with all her other mfp friends

Bageeeta

Haha 4 of me sounds awesome, I don't know why you'd leave me for that!

Hmmm... You know.. You are right!



I'm scared of her now...:frown:

Monsterliana

He kept complaining about "4 of me" so I had to reduce myself to one lonely being.

PurringMyrrh

She kept leaving the hairy sheet on my lint roller

msbunnie68

So pedantic about the laundry. Sheesh. It was only a lint roller! Live a little!

stephen4232

wouldn't let me borrow that bikini

msbunnie68

Looked better in my bikini than I did. It was so humiliating.

stephen4232

I left dirty marks on the bikini bottoms

L4manski

I like big butts and I cannot lie (women's that is...)

_Tink_

He said my butt was too small

delirious_vixen

She wanted me to tell her her butt was big.

no_russian

Her favorite movie is Cheetah Girls

onewarmmomma

Found out he wasn't the real DMX

no_russian

twilight

AgentOrangeJuice

he's a dude and not russian.

_Tink_

He kept making faces at me

Salty_Sauce

She was always turning her back to me!

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leadiax3

Kept taking me out for cheap fast food

_BlueGreyGreen_

She kept bringing kids on our dates.

Me2FitMe

@ new - only wanted to eat fine cuisine

@blue - he didn't like kids

leadiax3

Cant date u if ur butt is nicer than mine

_BlueGreyGreen_

@magnolia_38 She farted on me!

Me2FitMe

@blue - but u used to tell me how much u loved that!

leadiax3

He is a smart *kitten*

_BlueGreyGreen_

She thought i was a smart *kitten*

delirious_vixen

*whisper* He is a smart *kitten*.

_BlueGreyGreen_

@blue - but u used to tell me how much u loved that!

I know, but I'm very fickle with my fetishes...sorry!