Parasites controling your cravings. How true?

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  • ChristineinMA
    ChristineinMA Posts: 312 Member
    Oh, I'm sorry, but:

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    YES!
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    What you mean like the wasp that sting and ant and then controls it type of parasites lol

    What? Like the hymeno epimcis argyaphaphaga?

    Sorry if spelling is not correct...:)

    Scientist Eberhard? Studying?
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Hi Guys,
    I have seen some videos about parasites in your body that could be small or big, but controlling your cravings and mind completely. How true is that? Is there a way to kill them? or even finding out if you have them? I'll appreciate any input.

    I would tighten your tinfoil hat to prevent them from controlling you

    Yeah, totally this. Also, make sure you are using quality tin foil, not the generic. :smokin:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    In the words of the great George Takei: Oh my.
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Hi Guys,
    I have seen some videos about parasites in your body that could be small or big, but controlling your cravings and mind completely. How true is that? Is there a way to kill them? or even finding out if you have them? I'll appreciate any input.

    The only parasites that control my appetite are the advertising people who put restaurant commercials on the tube right before I go to bed. I know several ways to kill them but I'm fairly certain they violate some statute.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    What? Like the hymeno epimcis argyaphaphaga?

    Sorry if spelling is not correct...:)

    Yes, I can imagine that you're only used to discussing that species in conversation and thus would be uncertain of the spelling, only the pronunciation.

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  • bjshields
    bjshields Posts: 677 Member
    What?!

    I've had 2 parasites in my body controlling cravings... but I gave birth to them after about 40 weeks...

    Thanks for the laugh of the day!:drinker:
  • grentea
    grentea Posts: 96 Member
    I did have a parasite once in my intestines. The only thing that I craved was some serious meat. It was the only thing that satisfied me during that time. The parasite did not like carbs or anything surgary lol. But like the biggest cheeseburger I could find. It was not a fun experience.
  • robinmmurphy3
    robinmmurphy3 Posts: 65 Member
    This is a great reply. I totally agree with what you say, except that I have never heard of Hulda Clark. I have done an herbal parasite cleanse a couple of times and like you, always felt better afterward.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    While there are some worm-like and single-celled organisms that can infect humans, the vast majority are extraordinarily rarely encountered in developed countries. There is some evidence that certain parasites can affect or modify human behaviour, but certainly not in the way that you're suggesting.

    Long story short: you don't need to worry about parasites. This question raises some alarm bells about delusions of parasitosis. That's a slippery slope you don't want to go down.

    ^^This, Unless you are living in or have recently traveled to a developing country I wouldn't worry.
  • MagicalLeopleurodon
    MagicalLeopleurodon Posts: 623 Member
    System of down summed it up....

    My tape worm tells me where to go
    My tape worm tells me what to do
    Pull the tape worm outta your @$$
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I bet The Organization controls the parasites.
  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
    Nuke them from orbit. It is the only way to be sure...

    Favorite movie ever!
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  • ArtemisRuns
    ArtemisRuns Posts: 251 Member
    I've heard of people deliberately eating a tapeworm to lose weight. Ugh
  • mariellenlopez
    mariellenlopez Posts: 2 Member
    I have considered that candida releases excrement back into your body as it is a living organism. Too much sugar creates its own beast in your cells!
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    I've so had these... they are parasites that live at the bottom my beers and make me eat crappy fast food at 3AM on the weekends.. :drinker:
  • lexbubbles
    lexbubbles Posts: 465 Member
    Am I the only nerd here thinking about Stargate? :happy:

    Nope, I was as well. The Goa'uld are upon us! We must flee!
  • Mecklar75
    Mecklar75 Posts: 183 Member
    Yeah that's a scam. Candida is a fancy term for yeast.
  • Mecklar75
    Mecklar75 Posts: 183 Member
    Were you perhaps thinking of this, http://keybiotics.com/video_toon15c.php. ? My brother sent it to me, but at nearly an hour long I didn't have the patience to watch it. No idea if its bunk or a sales pitch or what...

    Yeah this is the scam for Candida aka Yeast
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    This is not completely absurd.

    The H.Pylori bacterial infection is responsible for causing ulcers in a small percentage of carriers. Stomach ulcers can cause hunger-like pains. Eating temporarily quells those pains (which can lead to weight gain). This kind of infection is common in people that travel frequently to 3rd world countries. The bacteria resides on vegetables that haven't been thoroughly cleaned and cooked. Incubation period can be up to 10 years so it's nearly impossible to pinpoint the exact moment someone was infected.
  • EvilFeevil
    EvilFeevil Posts: 95 Member
    Were you perhaps thinking of this, http://keybiotics.com/video_toon15c.php. ? My brother sent it to me, but at nearly an hour long I didn't have the patience to watch it. No idea if its bunk or a sales pitch or what...

    Yeah this is the scam for Candida aka Yeast
    Ha, I also saw a couple minutes of that video yesterday and realized it was way too long and someone was probably peddling some herbal "remedy'. We have so many things living in our bodies that we can't see, who cares.

    EDIT: And the thumbnail pic for the video was a hydrothermal worm, a microscopic worm that lives near hydrothermal vents deep in the ocean, not in our bodies.

    Damn, nature! You scary!!

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  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
    Damn, nature! You scary!!

    I may never sleep again.
  • clhriker
    clhriker Posts: 1 Member
    For those of you with the 9 month 'infection': Here's to a healthy, bouncy bundle of parasitic joy! Congrats ;)
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    In. To read later and hopeful forthcoming discussion re: zombie parasite infections. :happy:
  • callie006
    callie006 Posts: 151 Member
    I just read a book about zombie parasites, but it was science fiction.
  • Shetchncn1
    Shetchncn1 Posts: 260 Member
    There are some amazing people on this site: Amazingly smart, Amazingly creepy, Amazingly funny oh and Amazingly deranged. :) You guys make me laugh.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    System of down summed it up....

    My tape worm tells me where to go
    My tape worm tells me what to do
    Pull the tape worm outta your @$$

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    Rock on!

    \mm/
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Well this thread took a turn for the disturbing while I was at work.