4 Years of being single

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  • Runner5AbelTownship
    Runner5AbelTownship Posts: 243 Member
    When you do find her, gravity will shift and you'll have no idea how to aske her out.

    great minds...
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Maybe just get a house keeper that cooks?
    Yeah but what if she doesn't put out....da hell does he do about Valentines day?????
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    what a nerd
  • JamieBeth19
    JamieBeth19 Posts: 47 Member
    I do my husband's laundry and cook for him, but he does the same for me. Be prepared to do 50% of the work or more on some days :)
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    if you're expecting laundry...

    ....forever alone.

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  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Wait! Maybe we can hook this dude up with the Twilight Stalker dude!
    GENIUS!!!!
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    if you answered seriously in this thread, please delete yourself

    Crap. I think my meter is off today or something. *quits*
  • erulasse
    erulasse Posts: 141 Member
    At what age or point do I settle for less just so I can 'be in a relationship'? It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    No one's interested, because of that ^
  • Stripeness
    Stripeness Posts: 511 Member
    When you do find her, gravity will shift...

    Oh, hey. That'll change your weight, too. And your workouts will need to be modified...see, it's good you haven't found her.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    Ask your mom/dad if you can move into the basement...problem solved. [/endthread]
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    Maybe just get a house keeper that cooks?
    Yeah but what if she doesn't put out....da hell does he do about Valentines day?????

    Hmmm. That's also an escort? Try Craig's list
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Strong fishing post...

    ...and I am willing to bet more than one slore fell for it and messaged him. :laugh:
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    55. That's the age of settling.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'll date you. I've been looking for someone who will tolerate me so I can cook for them and do their laundry. Sounds ideal on my end.
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  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself

    :huh: That's why you want to be in a relationship? :noway:
  • zippers
    zippers Posts: 8
    At what age or point do I settle for less just so I can 'be in a relationship'? It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself, stop spending valentines day alone... etc.

    maybe you should get a maid.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I know what you mean! I'm so tired of having to pay my own bills. And the lawn doesn't mow itself, you know.
  • amaysngrace
    amaysngrace Posts: 742 Member
    I have said the same thing myself...I'm still wondering...
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
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    WTF THAT GRAPH HAS NO Y VALUE

    it has several Y values, it doesnt have a Y scale. your welcome!
  • Howdoyoufeeltoday
    Howdoyoufeeltoday Posts: 481 Member
    Quote twilight to girls..seems to work for the other guy...:tongue:

    But in all seriousness, why would you be with someone you don't truly love and care about? Isn't that worse then being alone? To "settle" for a woman wouldn't be fair to you or to her, cause she should be with someone who loves her unconditionally not someone who's just settling for her. And it's not as if you're in your 50's, you have plenty of time to find someone you actually love. Being lonely on valentines day isn't a good reason to be in a relationship.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    It'd be nice to stop doing my laundry every week, stop cooking every meal for myself

    :huh: That's why you want to be in a relationship? :noway:

    There is also sex.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    :cry:


    j/k....:drinker:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    WTF THAT GRAPH HAS NO Y VALUE
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I just need a girl who can load/unload plates and is a competent spotter.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    WTF THAT GRAPH HAS NO Y VALUE
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    This one might be my favorite.
  • bluecrayonz
    bluecrayonz Posts: 459 Member
    It's not about settling for less, it's about looking for different things. People create an image in their mind of what they want their relationship or significant other to be like, and it's usually never how it ends up happening. I'd suggest being more openminded about the kind of girl u expect yourself to end up with.
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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    It's not about settling for less, it's about looking for different things. People create an image in their mind of what they want their relationship or significant other to be like, and it's usually never how it ends up happening. I'd suggest being more openminded about the kind of girl u expect yourself to end up with.

    so much wiseness in one grl!!

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