The coolest things I've learned on MFP

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    1. That lifting weights makes you bulky--especially because I'm one of those special snowflakes who gains muscle, like, overnight.
    2. That being supportive means never disagreeing with anyone about anything. For any reason. Never. Srsly.
    3. That only water is water. Once you add something to it, it magically becomes not water.
    4. Sugar will kill you. It's only a matter of time.
    5. Chemicals will kill you. You're probably dead already.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    how to make a pine cone bird feeder...

    YES! Mini and I now make them annually :)
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Disagreeing with someone's terrible advice or choice of fad diet is bullying!
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    I've learned:

    **Sugar is the devil - especially if it's fruit sugars :devil:
    **Everyone loves cat gifs
    **Sarcasm is not always appreciated when replying to someone's question :bigsmile:
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    That bacon makes everything better.

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    that both of these are made in the kitchen
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    that both of these are made in the kitchen
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    OK, that totally just turned me on a little...
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Learned?
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    That the domino's bread bowl pasta is 1470 calories
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    1. Mayo is a dairy b/c it's white.
    2. The stuff that's floating in your pee is the fat coming out.
    3. Beer has twice as much fat content than McDonald's French Fries.
    4. Eat Protein. It creates muscles.
    5. The only time that muscle weighs more than fat, is if the pounds of muscles is higher than the pounds of fat. (I've been pondering this one for over two years now).
    6. Farmvile Diet: Lose 10-17 lbs. per week
    7. When it asks for how many cups of water you've had today does it really mean cups or 8oz glasses?? Such a conundrum. Jury is still out here.
    8. Women that wear make-up are sloots asking for trouble.


    What have you learned on MFP? Share you knowledge.

    Whoa. .wait. . There's stuff floating in your pee!?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    that kitteh gifs are always encouraged
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    and even mice are catching on to crossfit
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Oh that women are more disgusting than men and are sex crazed maniacs!
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    Oh that women are more disgusting than men and are sex crazed maniacs!

    I actually learned that on Christian Mingle
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    1. Mayo is a dairy b/c it's white.
    2. The stuff that's floating in your pee is the fat coming out.
    3. Beer has twice as much fat content than McDonald's French Fries.
    4. Eat Protein. It creates muscles.
    5. The only time that muscle weighs more than fat, is if the pounds of muscles is higher than the pounds of fat. (I've been pondering this one for over two years now).
    6. Farmvile Diet: Lose 10-17 lbs. per week
    7. When it asks for how many cups of water you've had today does it really mean cups or 8oz glasses?? Such a conundrum. Jury is still out here.
    8. Women that wear make-up are sloots asking for trouble.


    What have you learned on MFP? Share you knowledge.

    Whoa. .wait. . There's stuff floating in your pee!?

    *shrug* apparently... Some stuff you just can't make up.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I learned...
    Going on an MFP date has a 100% chance of getting you some action.
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  • anj1030
    anj1030 Posts: 153 Member
    1. That Johnny Galecki has a stalker.
    2. I'm hungry because I only eat 900 calories a day (*forehead slap*)
    3. That .gifs are a form of communication.
    4. Johnny Galecki.
    5. Cake...Pizza...Beer...THE DEBEL.
    6. Johnny
    7. Galecki
    8. The shake weight isn't what I thought it was...but no one has to know. :wink:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    that any and all foods can be replaced by some form of cauliflower.

    "omg i'm trying this tonight...this sounds SOOOOOO GOOD!"
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    OP - I'm glad I missed the "fat floating in my pee" thread :noway:

    But I've also learned that only water is water ::exits sarcastic font now::

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I learned...
    Going on an MFP date has a 100% chance of getting you some action.
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    pffft.... I totally made you wait.
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    that any and all foods can be replaced by some form of cauliflower.

    "omg i'm trying this tonight...this sounds SOOOOOO GOOD!"

    I'm making a cauliflower stout so I can drink healthy
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    . .That no matter what you think. . you're wrong.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I learned...
    Going on an MFP date has a 100% chance of getting you some action.
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  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    . .That no matter what you think. . you're wrong.

    Reasons why I don't think, therefore I'm never wrong
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless you're a guy
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless your abs are still overweight. Then perfectly acceptable.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I've learned that this is, in fact, a dating/hook up site.

    <~~ proof
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless you're a guy

    I should add exposing your boobs in a bikini to this too. Unless you are a guy and then it just looks funny.
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    I've learned that this is, in fact, a dating/hook up site.

    <~~ proof

    Yep, me too.
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    I am a freak and unattractive to men because as a female, I have no problem picking up a 5 pound bag of flour, or even a 50 pound bag of dog food.

    My husband is not a real man and is weird because he likes his women to have some muscle.

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