The coolest things I've learned on MFP

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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    everyone REALLY loves the word slore
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    everyone REALLY loves the word slore

    It IS amazing... props to you!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    everyone REALLY loves the word slore

    It IS amazing... props to you!

    I still don't actually know what it means!
  • Wilhellmina
    Wilhellmina Posts: 757 Member
    everyone REALLY loves the word slore

    It IS amazing... props to you!

    I still don't actually know what it means!

    Me neither?!?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    everyone REALLY loves the word slore

    It IS amazing... props to you!

    I still don't actually know what it means!

    Me neither?!?

    Replace the SL with a WH
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Mr. Universe really does like me ... he's just shy

    :huh:

    ...and people are impressed by MY ego. :laugh:
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    There are some very good looking male eye candy on here :tongue: :tongue: :happy: :laugh:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Mr. Universe really does like me ... he's just shy

    :huh:

    ...and people are impressed by MY ego. :laugh:

    Seeee... he wuuuuvs me :heart:
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Mr. Universe really does like me ... he's just shy

    :huh:

    ...and people are impressed by MY ego. :laugh:


    Seeee... he wuuuuvs me :heart:



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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Mr. Universe really does like me ... he's just shy

    :huh:

    ...and people are impressed by MY ego. :laugh:


    Seeee... he wuuuuvs me :heart:



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    Oh, get over it already
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    That gaining muscle is really easy.....just do the elliptical or the 30ds,
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    That gaining muscle is really easy.....just do the elliptical or the 30ds,

    I thought that's what 3 pound pink handweights were for?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    That gaining muscle is really easy.....just do the elliptical or the 30ds,

    I thought that's what 3 pound pink handweights were for?

    WRONG! That's the pink KETTLEBELLS!

    Oh, sorry... I forgot you were invisible.
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    That gaining muscle is really easy.....just do the elliptical or the 30ds,

    I thought that's what 3 pound pink handweights were for?

    WRONG! That's the pink KETTLEBELLS!

    Oh, sorry... I forgot you were invisible.

    once in a while I am not.
  • FinallyDoingMe
    FinallyDoingMe Posts: 84 Member
    that Dr. Oz is King and we should do every single thing he tells us to do. :huh:
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    everyone REALLY loves the word slore

    Truth. My apartment now has a slore stick.

    I learned:

    **Everyone who disagrees with me is a bully and flat out wrong
    **TOM is an evil *kitten* who makes every woman EAT ALL TEH THINGS with no self control whatsoever
    **That people on the internet get me better than people IRL
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I've learned that this is, in fact, a dating/hook up site.

    <~~ proof

    +5

    ETA: corrected the math. Accurate on my FL only...
  • stillnot2late
    stillnot2late Posts: 385 Member
    I've learned that this is, in fact, a dating/hook up site.

    <~~ proof

    Yep, me too.

    Ah, hello?? Still single here!
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    1. That lifting weights makes you bulky--especially because I'm one of those special snowflakes who gains muscle, like, overnight.
    2. That being supportive means never disagreeing with anyone about anything. For any reason. Never. Srsly.
    3. That only water is water. Once you add something to it, it magically becomes not water.
    4. Sugar will kill you. It's only a matter of time.
    5. Chemicals will kill you. You're probably dead already.
    This pretty much sum it up perfectly.

    And of course a pound of fat weighs more than a pound of muscle.
  • ChubbieCanuck
    ChubbieCanuck Posts: 45 Member

    2. The stuff that's floating in your pee is the fat coming out.


    Wait, what? I though I was dying.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    That my microwave is a deathbox that will kill me.

    That I can build tons of muscle running on the elliptical while eating 1200 calories.

    That I'm disgusting because thigh gap, bikini bridge, and muscles.

    That I'm naturally skinny. :huh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    ^That IIFYM does not mean this! :laugh:
  • 40andFindingFitness
    40andFindingFitness Posts: 497 Member
    I've learned that I'm black


    You win.

    What do I get?

    All the slores. All. The. Slores.

    Hopefully it comes with a gift receipt

    I learned that MFP makes me laugh until I'm drooling
    Some folks are waaaay to uptight
    I need more gifs in my life
    There's a Hatfield & McCoy battle over cardio vs strength training
    I'm like 1 in 10 people who doesn't drink protein shakes or eat oatmeal
    MFP is cheaper than a therapist
    The scale is a liar
    That bacon rules!! (fist pump)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    That my microwave is a deathbox that will kill me.

    That I can build tons of muscle running on the elliptical while eating 1200 calories.

    That I'm disgusting because thigh gap, bikini bridge, and muscles.

    That I'm naturally skinny. :huh:

    I have never heard of a bikini bridge. I will need to google this...
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    everyone REALLY loves the word slore

    Truth. My apartment now has a slore stick.

    I learned:

    **Everyone who disagrees with me is a bully and flat out wrong
    **TOM is an evil *kitten* who makes every woman EAT ALL TEH THINGS with no self control whatsoever
    **That people on the internet get me better than people IRL


    a slore stick?! that sounds positively kinky!!!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    That my microwave is a deathbox that will kill me.

    That I can build tons of muscle running on the elliptical while eating 1200 calories.

    That I'm disgusting because thigh gap, bikini bridge, and muscles.

    That I'm naturally skinny. :huh:

    I have never heard of a bikini bridge. I will need to google this...

    Do you even MFP?!?!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    That my microwave is a deathbox that will kill me.

    That I can build tons of muscle running on the elliptical while eating 1200 calories.

    That I'm disgusting because thigh gap, bikini bridge, and muscles.

    That I'm naturally skinny. :huh:

    I have never heard of a bikini bridge. I will need to google this...

    Do you even MFP?!?!

    Never.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Oh that women are more disgusting than men and are sex crazed maniacs!

    MFP made me feel much better about this fact. :drinker:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Oh that women are more disgusting than men and are sex crazed maniacs!

    MFP made me feel much better about this fact. :drinker:

    ...and on that delicious note, Hi CupcakeDammit! :heart:
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I am invisible, and not one of the cool kids.
    Just bang a really popular MFP member and you're in!
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