The coolest things I've learned on MFP

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I learned...
    Going on an MFP date has a 100% chance of getting you some action.
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    pffft.... I totally made you wait.
    I think we're going to have to consult the bedroom footage to check the accuracy of this statement.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless you're a guy

    I should add exposing your boobs in a bikini to this too. Unless you are a guy and then it just looks funny.

    It's hips for guys
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless you're a guy

    I should add exposing your boobs in a bikini to this too. Unless you are a guy and then it just looks funny.
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    better?? \m/
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I've learned that you can add friends, love them, laugh with them, look forward to their posts...and then they ragequit.

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  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    Oh that women are more disgusting than men and are sex crazed maniacs!

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I have learned ridiculous slang terms like "'mirin" that I pray never make it into the dictionary! Oh the humanity.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless you're a guy

    I should add exposing your boobs in a bikini to this too. Unless you are a guy and then it just looks funny.

    It's hips for guys

    It's only frowned on for women with big boobs. Small boobed women are fine.
    <~~~ proof
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I've learned that this is, in fact, a dating/hook up site.

    <~~ proof

    Yep, me too.

    mmmm hrmmmmm
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless you're a guy

    I should add exposing your boobs in a bikini to this too. Unless you are a guy and then it just looks funny.

    It's hips for guys

    It's only frowned on for women with big boobs. Small boobed women are fine.
    <~~~ proof

    You are SO SMOKING HOT!
  • it_goes_on
    it_goes_on Posts: 6
    1. Food eaten while in a sauna has no calories.
    2. No one knows my body like I know my body.
    3. Tae Bo is the only exercise I will ever need.
    4. That my thigh gap is gross.
    5. That adults are bullied wayyyyy more than kids are these days.
    6. Receiving unsolicited junk pics is a sort of right of passage.
    7. As are creepy messages.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I've learned....

    MFP bingo is more fun
    People are mean
    1200 Calories are bad
    Men like curves not sticks
    Sticks have feelings too
    Don't argue with the mods... danger danger
    People like poems

    But more importantly
    My friends are the best
    Internet strangers can become your best friends, and true loves
    People on the internet are real and have feelings too

    And

    We're all here for the exact same reason
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I learned how to post these.

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    But that's about it.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    That exposing your abs in a profile pic to show your progress is considered inappropriate by MFP mods.

    Unless you're a guy

    I should add exposing your boobs in a bikini to this too. Unless you are a guy and then it just looks funny.

    It's hips for guys

    It's only frowned on for women with big boobs. Small boobed women are fine.
    <~~~ proof

    I agree with the bolded part. It's all about the perk
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I've learned that I'm black
    What? When did that happen?
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    1. We're all here for the same thing
    2. lose = loose
    3. Shark Week isn't just a week when there are shark shows on tv
    4. It's not my fault I got fat. It's my shampoo's fault.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    having a difference of opinion makes you a bully.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    that any and all foods can be replaced by some form of cauliflower.

    "omg i'm trying this tonight...this sounds SOOOOOO GOOD!"

    I'm making a cauliflower stout so I can drink healthy

    :laugh:
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Problem with your SO? Just breaking up will solve that.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    SABOTAGE!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    All women should have at least shoulder length hair.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    if you dont show your face in your pics....it's not you.

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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Pop Tarts are magical
    Ice cream is magical
    Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwiches are like Unicorns farting rainbows and burping candy sprinkles from a river of chocolate while floating on marshmallow creme.
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    GREEN tea...although it looks like it...isn't actually poison!!

    we learn something new daily lol :happy:
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    All women should have at least shoulder length hair.
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  • llama_sammich
    llama_sammich Posts: 124
    I learned that:

    If I talk to men on here, I obviously want to bone them.
    If I share my Kik, that is the same as saying, "Let me show you my hooha."
    Close-ups of your g-string have a lot to do with fitness and nothing to do with looking for attention.
    Also, water is the only water and juice is not water at all, but liquid death.
    Too many people have no sense of humor and despise those that do...
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    I am invisible, and not one of the cool kids.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    That bacon makes everything better.

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    I have a sudden urge to gnaw on my computer screen.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    No matter how many times you see it, this is a funny gif.....


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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Mr. Universe really does like me ... he's just shy
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Sugar is toxic
    Zumba is toning
    Everyone should just break up

    I've also learned several useful euphemisms for "I'm just staying fat today". Re-feed day, cheat day, rest day, carb load day, diet break, carb cycling, etc.

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