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The coolest things I've learned on MFP
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That my microwave is a deathbox that will kill me.
That I can build tons of muscle running on the elliptical while eating 1200 calories.
That I'm disgusting because thigh gap, bikini bridge, and muscles.
That I'm naturally skinny. :huh:
I have never heard of a bikini bridge. I will need to google this...
Google Image search regrets begin in 3...2...1...
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Oh that women are more disgusting than men and are sex crazed maniacs!
MFP made me feel much better about this fact. :drinker:
...and on that delicious note, Hi CupcakeDammit!
Hi Mister Universe! :smooched:0 -
You can be morbidly obese and still not eat enough to meet your calorie goal0
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...that turkey bacon isn't actually bacon. at all.
...that MFP is actually a dating forum.
...that carbs are the food of satan.
...that i am only allowed to eat 800 calories if i want to lose poundages.
oh! and this...
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...that turkey bacon isn't actually bacon. at all.
...that MFP is actually a dating forum.
...that carbs are the food of satan.
...that i am only allowed to eat 800 calories if i want to lose poundages.
oh! and this...
YES! And this...
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I learned that you have to be thin to jog.
I learned if you have knee problems you can't jog
I learned if you have big boobs you can't jog
I learned you HAVE to drink protein shakes and do post workout shakes to survive
I learned you should have cheat weeks/weekends right after you weighed in and lost. Time to celebrate the loss!
I learned you can only eat certain things, because you can't fit pizza or cake in your calories, and if you do it will make you gain
I learned that I may like women, because I have became even more obsessed with looking at them on here
I learned if something is prescribed by a dr, it MUST be good for you.
I learned that people truly live in a weird altered reality, and sadly need some help
I learned you can't enjoy cauliflowef in it's natural state, especially dipped in ranch
I learned my love for beer, I used to not like it
I learned running shoes makes all the world of a difference
I learned how witty and well written people can be, and the opposite
I learned people who are older than my dad think its appropriate to hit on me and think they might have a chance
I learned people love to make excuses why they can't lose weight, but never tried eating at a deficient for a long perood of time.
I learned that when I start slipping away from mfp, I start gaining weight. This last time I gained 13lbs MORE than my original sw
Btw, im morbidly obese, started running at 274 pounds (5'3), have enormous boobs (two sports bras required for even yoga), have a bone disease which causes knee/joint problems, have had knee surgery AND I jog...not fast, but its something. What's your excuse for not moving?0 -
Pop Tarts are magical
Ice cream is magical
Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwiches are like Unicorns farting rainbows and burping candy sprinkles from a river of chocolate while floating on marshmallow creme.
...and then there's this.:drinker:0 -
...that turkey bacon isn't actually bacon. at all.
...that MFP is actually a dating forum.
...that carbs are the food of satan.
...that i am only allowed to eat 800 calories if i want to lose poundages.
oh! and this...
YES! And this...
and...um...this....
**licks screen**0 -
That I'm boring
I LOVE your pic!!! My fav horror flick
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I've learned that I'm black 0
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I learned that you have to be thin to jog.
I learned if you have knee problems you can't jog
I learned if you have big boobs you can't jog
I learned you HAVE to drink protein shakes and do post workout shakes to survive
I learned you should have cheat weeks/weekends right after you weighed in and lost. Time to celebrate the loss!
I learned you can only eat certain things, because you can't fit pizza or cake in your calories, and if you do it will make you gain
I learned that I may like women, because I have became even more obsessed with looking at them on here
I learned if something is prescribed by a dr, it MUST be good for you.
I learned that people truly live in a weird altered reality, and sadly need some help
I learned you can't enjoy cauliflowef in it's natural state, especially dipped in ranch
I learned my love for beer, I used to not like it
I learned running shoes makes all the world of a difference
I learned how witty and well written people can be, and the opposite
I learned people who are older than my dad think its appropriate to hit on me and think they might have a chance
I learned people love to make excuses why they can't lose weight, but never tried eating at a deficient for a long perood of time.
I learned that when I start slipping away from mfp, I start gaining weight. This last time I gained 13lbs MORE than my original sw
Btw, im morbidly obese, started running at 274 pounds (5'3), have enormous boobs (two sports bras required for even yoga), have a bone disease which causes knee/joint problems, have had knee surgery AND I jog...not fast, but its something. What's your excuse for not moving?
I learned that if your post is this long, you need to add a TL;DR for the ADD folks.
TL;DR: make it shorter0 -
I learned that you have to be thin to jog.
I learned if you have knee problems you can't jog
I learned if you have big boobs you can't jog
I learned you HAVE to drink protein shakes and do post workout shakes to survive
I learned you should have cheat weeks/weekends right after you weighed in and lost. Time to celebrate the loss!
I learned you can only eat certain things, because you can't fit pizza or cake in your calories, and if you do it will make you gain
I learned that I may like women, because I have became even more obsessed with looking at them on here
I learned if something is prescribed by a dr, it MUST be good for you.
I learned that people truly live in a weird altered reality, and sadly need some help
I learned you can't enjoy cauliflowef in it's natural state, especially dipped in ranch
I learned my love for beer, I used to not like it
I learned running shoes makes all the world of a difference
I learned how witty and well written people can be, and the opposite
I learned people who are older than my dad think its appropriate to hit on me and think they might have a chance
I learned people love to make excuses why they can't lose weight, but never tried eating at a deficient for a long perood of time.
I learned that when I start slipping away from mfp, I start gaining weight. This last time I gained 13lbs MORE than my original sw
Btw, im morbidly obese, started running at 274 pounds (5'3), have enormous boobs (two sports bras required for even yoga), have a bone disease which causes knee/joint problems, have had knee surgery AND I jog...not fast, but its something. What's your excuse for not moving?
TESTIFY! :happy:0 -
I learned that you have to be thin to jog.
I learned if you have knee problems you can't jog
I learned if you have big boobs you can't jog
I learned you HAVE to drink protein shakes and do post workout shakes to survive
I learned you should have cheat weeks/weekends right after you weighed in and lost. Time to celebrate the loss!
I learned you can only eat certain things, because you can't fit pizza or cake in your calories, and if you do it will make you gain
I learned that I may like women, because I have became even more obsessed with looking at them on here
I learned if something is prescribed by a dr, it MUST be good for you.
I learned that people truly live in a weird altered reality, and sadly need some help
I learned you can't enjoy cauliflowef in it's natural state, especially dipped in ranch
I learned my love for beer, I used to not like it
I learned running shoes makes all the world of a difference
I learned how witty and well written people can be, and the opposite
I learned people who are older than my dad think its appropriate to hit on me and think they might have a chance
I learned people love to make excuses why they can't lose weight, but never tried eating at a deficient for a long perood of time.
I learned that when I start slipping away from mfp, I start gaining weight. This last time I gained 13lbs MORE than my original sw
Btw, im morbidly obese, started running at 274 pounds (5'3), have enormous boobs (two sports bras required for even yoga), have a bone disease which causes knee/joint problems, have had knee surgery AND I jog...not fast, but its something. What's your excuse for not moving?
I learned that if your post is this long, you need to add a TL;DR for the ADD folks.
TL;DR: make it shorter
I have no clue what that is, but if you tell me then it can be one more thing I add to the list lol. Even though the post is long, most forum frequenters should have a fast reading speed by now, so it shouldn't take too long to get through my wordy post. Sorry 'bout that
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I learned that I'm not the only one out there that thinks poops and farts are pretty friggin' awesome.0
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I learned that I'm not the only one out there that thinks poops and farts are pretty friggin' awesome.
Oh yeah, me too! I was actually called "awesome" yesterday by someone on my FL for this very reason. :bigsmile:0 -
That my microwave is a deathbox that will kill me.
That I can build tons of muscle running on the elliptical while eating 1200 calories.
That I'm disgusting because thigh gap, bikini bridge, and muscles.
That I'm naturally skinny. :huh:
I have never heard of a bikini bridge. I will need to google this...
Google Image search regrets begin in 3...2...1...
:laugh: :flowerforyou:0 -
...that turkey bacon isn't actually bacon. at all.
...that MFP is actually a dating forum.
...that carbs are the food of satan.
...that i am only allowed to eat 800 calories if i want to lose poundages.
oh! and this...
YES! And this...
and...um...this....
**licks screen**
O.ooooo0 -
WHAT THE HELL IS A BIKINI BRIDGE?0
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Just bang a really popular MFP member and you're in!I am invisible, and not one of the cool kids.
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WHAT THE HELL IS A BIKINI BRIDGE?
When you're lying down and your hip bones create a space between your bikini bottom and your pubic bone. Something like that. Anatomically challenged where girls are concerned, apparently. Except boobs. :bigsmile:
Edited because I can't spell today. Or think straight. Edit #2.0 -
What's a slore
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I learned that I may like women, because I have became even more obsessed with looking at them on here
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I learned that I'm not the only one out there that thinks poops and farts are pretty friggin' awesome.
Oh yeah, me too! I was actually called "awesome" yesterday by someone on my FL for this very reason. :bigsmile:
Pfffftt..... It's how I met my man
MFPLationships for the win 0 -
Just bang a really popular MFP member and you're in!I am invisible, and not one of the cool kids.
You know I would, but my husband gets all bent when I do stuff like that. He's no fun.0 -
^That IIFYM does not mean this! :laugh:0 -
1) That people are hilarious.
2) Lifting weights is sexy
3) The number 1200 is the devil in any capacity
4) That I have no problem cheering, crying, yell-laughing (which is a thing), or making inappropriate remarks in the office based on what's on the message boards.
5) No matter how hard I try I will never be as funny as the people here0 -
I learned that I'm not the only one out there that thinks poops and farts are pretty friggin' awesome.
Oh yeah, me too! I was actually called "awesome" yesterday by someone on my FL for this very reason. :bigsmile:
Pfffftt..... It's how I met my man
MFPLationships for the win
And it brought us together, too! :flowerforyou:0 -
Just bang a really popular MFP member and you're in!I am invisible, and not one of the cool kids.
You know I would, but my husband gets all bent when I do stuff like that. He's no fun.
What a control freak! Just break up.0 -
I learned that if you gain 1 lb in a day will get fat again.
I learned that if you've just started and lose 6 lbs in two weeks and then suddenly gain a pound overnight, you're doing everything wrong. and will get fat again.
that it's an awesome plan to only eat 800 calories and run for 3 hours every day. because i can only eat 800 calories before i feel stuffed.
water cleanses are the shizznit. they will jump start weight loss and lead you on the right path.
what exercises i can do to lose my stomach fat, thigh fat, butt fat...0 -
What's a slore
A made up word catty women use to describe other women "combination of *kitten*/slut"0
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