Early Stages of Dating -- No-Nos
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When a guy tells you he loves you after one date. OMG... RUN!!!
this has happened to me before. Guy was all sorts of crazy.
I've had that happen and concur -- dude was bat snap crazzzzzzy!0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton was some kinda hot in this movie.......
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I don't really believe in rules, like you can't do this or talk about this until date 3 or whatever. Just be who you are. That's either going to make the guy really uncomfortable (if he's douchey and trying to play the whole thing like he's following a script), or he's going to be relieved to discover that this doesn't have to be a dog and pony show and that you can just relax and learn something useful about each other. All of the awkwardness and "What am I allowed to say?" stuff tends to go away when you stop pretending and just be real.
I agree with Casey... I was just informed I should absolutely wait until at least date 3 before poo'ing my pants. Yet I scored a hottie by telling him I poo'd my pants IN ADVANCE of our first date. Ya never know what might turn someone on... *shrug*0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton was some kinda hot in this movie.......
*sigh* He is always bone-able. Bonable? hrmmm....0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton was some kinda hot in this movie.......
he followed the werewolf diet to get that physique.
OP, dont hold in your farts on the date.
its going to happen eventually so just let it out so we can move on with our evening.
when you shift in your chair a lot and make occasional scrunchy faces....i know whats happenin.
we all do it. embrace it.0 -
OK, my current (and only) husband bought me a ring on our first date. Man it freaked me out! It was a birthday gift not an engagement ring but none the less it was a bit scary! haha
But I didn't run and we have been married 11 years now!
Sometimes these days people are too quick to judge... not saying you are just that I think it's worth giving people the benefit of the doubt until you get to know them!
Of course there are a number of examples in this thread already of people you should run from immediately!0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton was some kinda hot in this movie.......
he followed the werewolf diet to get that physique.
OP, dont hold in your farts on the date.
its going to happen eventually so just let it out so we can move on with our evening.
when you shift in your chair a lot and make occasional scrunchy faces....i know whats happenin.
we all do it. embrace it.
But I would wait until the 3rd or 4th date to do this during a 69.0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton is some kinda hot in every way.......
FIFY0 -
Don't try to video tape any sexual occurrences...
Way to be a fun sucker.0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton was some kinda hot in this movie.......
he followed the werewolf diet to get that physique.
OP, dont hold in your farts on the date.
its going to happen eventually so just let it out so we can move on with our evening.
when you shift in your chair a lot and make occasional scrunchy faces....i know whats happenin.
we all do it. embrace it.
But I would wait until the 3rd or 4th date to do this during a 69.
depends what theyre into.
you blasted me on date #1 and we havent been apart since. seems to have worked out for us. :smooched:0 -
Excessive trash talking about exes. This is always a red flag for me.0
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-Yelling "HEY!" in my face (thinking it's funny) to wake me up when I nodded off during a movie at his house. (It was past 1:00 in the morning.)
*Getting mad over a lighthearted jab I made over a (intentional) funny face he pulled and refusing to take me home when I'd had enough of the attitude. (he lived 30 miles away from my house)
* Physically blocking the front door so I couldn't leave and only relented when I threatened to call the cops.
*Alternating four or five times between shouting "Fine! Leave, you dirty b*tch!" and "I'm sorry, please come back inside!" as I walked(RAN) out and called a friend to pick me up.
All happened with the same person, * denotes happened on on the same date. Yeah. I couldn't make this *kitten* up.0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton was some kinda hot in this movie.......
he followed the werewolf diet to get that physique.
OP, dont hold in your farts on the date.
its going to happen eventually so just let it out so we can move on with our evening.
when you shift in your chair a lot and make occasional scrunchy faces....i know whats happenin.
we all do it. embrace it.
But I would wait until the 3rd or 4th date to do this during a 69.
depends what theyre into.
you blasted me on date #1 and we havent been apart since. seems to have worked out for us. :smooched:
Correct, but answered a craig's list ad for "insane methane fetish"....so I thought you were expecting it.0 -
My first date with a guy on Friday:
Him: "Oh. I shouldn't have ordered brocolli. It makes me fart."
Me: **staring in shock**
Him: "Let's hope I don't fart."
Me: **face palm**
He's 35. Quite possibly why he's single.
Honesty is refreshing. Can I get his digits?0 -
My first date with a guy on Friday:
Him: "Oh. I shouldn't have ordered brocolli. It makes me fart."
Me: **staring in shock**
Him: "Let's hope I don't fart."
Me: **face palm**
He's 35. Quite possibly why he's single.
Honesty is refreshing. Can I get his digits?
Back off sister, I asked first!
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Don't use your grandma's car to pick up a date. If you must use her car, don't tell your date about it.0
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One time a girl tried to have sex with me on the first date.....I was like WTF kind of slut do you think I am............0
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One of my friends had a first date with a guy she met online. He took her out to dinner then asked her if she wanted to take a walk in the park. All was going well until they got back to the car and he asked her if he could rub her feet. She thought it was awkward, but put her foot up. He then dipped his head down and tried to suck her toes! worst first date story I ever heard.0
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Don't use your grandma's car to pick up a date. If you must use her car, don't tell your date about it.
Or at least take her body out of the trunk first0 -
One time a girl tried to have sex with me on the first date.....I was like WTF kind of slut do you think I am............
This has happened to me too! I did it the first few times and the relationships eventually failed. So the last time I didnt do it and it still failed. But at least I have my self respect.
My lonely...cold...dry....self respect.
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My first date with a guy on Friday:
Him: "Oh. I shouldn't have ordered brocolli. It makes me fart."
Me: **staring in shock**
Him: "Let's hope I don't fart."
Me: **face palm**
He's 35. Quite possibly why he's single.
Honesty is refreshing. Can I get his digits?
Back off sister, I asked first!
Tag team?!0 -
Driving us past the local Beth-Israel temple, affecting a German accent, and giving the Nazi salute.
but c'mon....Ed Norton was some kinda hot in this movie.......
he followed the werewolf diet to get that physique.
OP, dont hold in your farts on the date.
its going to happen eventually so just let it out so we can move on with our evening.
when you shift in your chair a lot and make occasional scrunchy faces....i know whats happenin.
we all do it. embrace it.
lmao. On the contrary, please do hold them! No farting on the first date. :laugh:0 -
One of my friends had a first date with a guy she met online. He took her out to dinner then asked her if she wanted to take a walk in the park. All was going well until they got back to the car and he asked her if he could rub her feet. She thought it was awkward, but put her foot up. He then dipped his head down and tried to suck her toes! worst first date story I ever heard.
Sounds normal to me? I mean unless she has hobbit feet and you left that part out.....If so then he is a weirdo.0 -
My first date with a guy on Friday:
Him: "Oh. I shouldn't have ordered brocolli. It makes me fart."
Me: **staring in shock**
Him: "Let's hope I don't fart."
Me: **face palm**
He's 35. Quite possibly why he's single.
Honesty is refreshing. Can I get his digits?
Back off sister, I asked first!
Tag team?!
Oh, I'm soooo IN!0 -
Don't use your grandma's car to pick up a date. If you must use her car, don't tell your date about it.
Or at least take her body out of the trunk first
Actually having her body in there was the only thing that saved the date...we got the senior discount at dinner and a movie.0 -
Told me it would only work out if I was Asian.
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Obviously not Asian.
Hey, at least he was honest! :laugh:0 -
My first date with a guy on Friday:
Him: "Oh. I shouldn't have ordered brocolli. It makes me fart."
Me: **staring in shock**
Him: "Let's hope I don't fart."
Me: **face palm**
He's 35. Quite possibly why he's single.
Honesty is refreshing. Can I get his digits?
Back off sister, I asked first!
Tag team?!
back again check it top
Wreck it - let's begin
Party on party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump rejoice0 -
My first date with a guy on Friday:
Him: "Oh. I shouldn't have ordered brocolli. It makes me fart."
Me: **staring in shock**
Him: "Let's hope I don't fart."
Me: **face palm**
He's 35. Quite possibly why he's single.
Honesty is refreshing. Can I get his digits?
Back off sister, I asked first!
Tag team?!
I'm sure he'd be down for the tag team from all that I gathered about him in our encounter.0 -
Told me it would only work out if I was Asian.
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Obviously not Asian.
Hey, at least he was honest! :laugh:
Sounds like you didn't try hard enough...0 -
Well one first date I went on, he asked me out. Then asked if I could pick him up, since his car isn't in the best shape. Okay, not a big deal, I can totally drive. Then we get to the restaurant, eat, and then he "suddenly" realizes he doesn't have his wallet with him.
:noway: It didn't work out. Don't get me wrong, I have no issue with paying for my share of things, but this was just weird.
Really not that bad compared to some of these other stories though!0
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