what is in the nightstand beside your bed

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  • fanarad
    fanarad Posts: 97 Member
    haha ditto on the "Oh, America" part of that! My thoughts exactly (no offense meant by that, especially to those of you who mentioned the guns that you own!)


    >guns and knives
    Oh, America!

    I keep books I'm currently reading, my iPad, hairbrush, makeup... Generally it's full of crap though. :P
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
    My Kindle, a bottle of water, hand lotion and my cell phone.
  • chelstakencharge
    chelstakencharge Posts: 1,021 Member
    Cell phone, iPad and bottled water
  • dumparump
    dumparump Posts: 50 Member
    I'd probably get kicked off the boards if I listed specifically what is in my nightstand.

    Though i do have to wonder, with all the guns in people's nightstand its starting to become clear how kids are getting them so easily.
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
    I, too, am shocked about all the guns in nightstands, though I do understand the need to protect one's family. Not in, but NEXT to my nightstand is a baseball bat and my dog that would tear an intruder to shreds...and my kid isn't likely to hurt herself with either of those two things!
  • jayjay12345654321
    jayjay12345654321 Posts: 653 Member
    Three magnum condoms, a naughty nurse uniform, a few electric devices, batteries and a bible.
  • YaninaLabia
    YaninaLabia Posts: 75
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  • BillyJan1992
    BillyJan1992 Posts: 171 Member
    phone charger, my bible, my marshmallows, sunglasses
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    Three magnum condoms, a naughty nurse uniform, a few electric devices, batteries and a bible.

    Magnum condoms are wishful thinking for those who watch too much porn
  • jayjay12345654321
    jayjay12345654321 Posts: 653 Member
    Three magnum condoms, a naughty nurse uniform, a few electric devices, batteries and a bible.

    Magnum condoms are wishful thinking for those who watch too much porn

    I'm sorry to hear that's your experience. The box originally had 12 in it.
  • sarahc142
    sarahc142 Posts: 156
    Like 5 Big Bang CD's, a picture of my dog, hair clip, rings, tattoo cream
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Pocket knife
    Chapstick
    Water bottle
    Lotion
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    Three magnum condoms, a naughty nurse uniform, a few electric devices, batteries and a bible.

    Magnum condoms are wishful thinking for those who watch too much porn

    I'm sorry to hear that's your experience. The box originally had 12 in it.
    I'd bet that 90% of the women on here that are honest will say the average size man (5.5 TO 6.2 in) is fine. It's the person they are more interested in than what they are packing between their legs.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    A Kentucky long rifle, a Sherman tank, Claymore mines and a Bowie knife. A hand gun just isn't American enough.

    The sad truth is that most of the illegal guns that people are supposedly protecting themselves from with the guns in their nightstands were stolen from another person who thought keeping a gun in a nightstand was somehow handy and clever. It's so stereotypical that many burglaries are now targeted at those guns and people don't even know they were stolen until they happen to open the gun drawer for some other reason days or weeks later. In case you didn't notice, most break ins happen when you aren't home.

    Do us all a favor and lock up your guns in a safer place. You can still bring them out to cuddle for comfort when you go to bed. And no, your silly little trigger lock is not going to prevent a theft.

    I sure don't know where you are getting your info from but most stolen guns are not bought by law abiding citizens and I highly doubt that most criminals buying stolen weapons would be on this website anyway.

    You are correct about the trigger lock. However people who have children will usually put that silly little trigger lock on the weapon to prevent unauthorized use of the weapon. I mean that's what it was designed for. Only people who don't know anything about guns would think otherwise.

    As for the gun being handy that is the main purpose, Unless you ask the intruder to stand by and wait until you can get your gun.
    Don't think any of us who keep it there are being clever about it at all that's just where it would be the most usefull.

    Guessing you don't like guns , I understand and respect that, it just doesn't work for me.
  • Dubble_A
    Dubble_A Posts: 120
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  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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  • BrillFit
    BrillFit Posts: 368
    condoms, kleenex, tums, and random papers lol
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    9 mm, alarm clock, flashlight, phone and keys.

    Keep your car keys on the night stand. That way if you here something outside at night, push the alarm/panic button on the remote. It may not be as fun as shooting someone but there will be no days in court or jail for that matter.
  • llabruce4
    llabruce4 Posts: 41 Member
    lube, lots of lube

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