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what is in the nightstand beside your bed

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  • pepper spray :D
  • Hmmm... lots. Tums, hair skin & nails vitamins, prozac, cranberry pills, body butter, melatonin, pepto pills, contact solution, eye drops, glasses, eos lip balm, cuticle balm, oragel, birth control pills, condoms, sharpie, lighter, stickers, a water proof camera, eye mask, batteries, tic tacs and a pocket mirror. :huh:
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    the Bible, condoms, a gun, and some sex toys
    @kelleymontana .. my kind of girl - God fearing gun toting vixen :P :heart:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Old english 800, tres flores, and mary kay extra emollient night cream.
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    Old english 800, tres flores, and mary kay extra emollient night cream.
    @MyChocolateDiet - Where do you keep the Kama Sutra guide? :P
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Old english 800, tres flores, and mary kay extra emollient night cream.
    @MyChocolateDiet - Where do you keep the Kama Sutra guide? :P

    in my bosoms
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    Old english 800, tres flores, and mary kay extra emollient night cream.
    @MyChocolateDiet - Where do you keep the Kama Sutra guide? :P

    in my bosoms
    HeHe
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Old english 800, tres flores, and mary kay extra emollient night cream.
    @MyChocolateDiet - Where do you keep the Kama Sutra guide? :P

    in my bosoms

    Glad she is my friend. So going there!
    HeHe
  • kelly_e_montana
    kelly_e_montana Posts: 1,999 Member
    What's with all the weapons :s??! Americans?

    You must like your government better than we do.
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    What's with all the weapons :s??! Americans?

    You must like your government better than we do.
    @kellymontana ,, you aren't related to hannamontana are you?
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    My vibrators, my toys, lube, and tissues.
  • KrysBlaze
    KrysBlaze Posts: 196 Member
    oak. miter joints. dark cherry stain. shellac.
  • LINIA
    LINIA Posts: 1,159 Member
    1. 50 Shades of Grey-rereading for the **th time (only the "juicy" parts)????
    2. a baby Ruger (it is "after all" the south) ????
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Chapstick, money, lube, nail clippers, smutty books, and a couple of cheek massagers ;)
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    bottom drawer: gun
    middle drawer: adult toys
    top drawer: ear plugs, hand lotion, lip balm
  • GeorgieLove708
    GeorgieLove708 Posts: 442 Member
    I don't have a nightstand next to my bed, I have a 3 foot by 3 foot bookshelf with my favorite books and my alarm clock on top:)
  • CD, CD Player, Ear buds
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    What's with all the weapons :s??! Americans?

    You must like your government better than we do.
    :drinker:
  • runforestrun35
    runforestrun35 Posts: 480 Member
    Clock, tablet, batteries.....running magazines, list of places I would love to travel to.... :-)
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    On top: lamp, glass of water, 2 bobby pins, glasses, notebook/planner & my favorite fountain pen.
    In the drawer: Ruger LC9, ponytail holders, a couple of condoms, vibrator, Chapstick.
  • Linda6580
    Linda6580 Posts: 192 Member
    I don't call it my sex drawer for nothing.
    ^^^^
    This
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    .40 cal Smith M&P, A Bible, Condoms, Astroglide, Hand Towel and a bunch of assorted junk.
  • On top are tissues, febreeze, and remotes. First drawer is nail polish, second drawer are my bras, and third drawer are two of my hubby's guns pa pow!
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    I'm amazed at how many people own guns.
    Anyway - kindle, paperback, coconut oil, paw paw cream, tissues, rose hip oil, jewellery, a huge scented candle, underwear.

    I'm more amazed at how many people have vibrators, Heck I got in the wrong Business.
  • BodyByBex
    BodyByBex Posts: 3,685 Member
    On the nightstand: A lamp, book, tissues, mini manicure kit, cell phone(to charge).
    In drawer 1: Towels(Yes, towels)
    In drawer 2: My 2 favorite sex toys(have 2 full storage boxes under the bed), handcuffs(no fuzzy stuff on 'em), blindfold, and a scarf.
    Under the nightstand: A loaded Taurus PT 809 9mm
  • ShapenerFiterrati
    ShapenerFiterrati Posts: 111 Member
    On the nightstand: Perfumes, lotion, a small glass jar thingy with a bracelet and hairclips
    In the drawer: a knife O.O headphones, camera, phone, girl stuff for my TOM, and a lipbalm
    Under the drawer (the shelf): Cotton balls, Qtips, advil.

    xD
  • a lamp, a book of game of thrones, 2 books of sudoku, a pencil, a stuffed animal (gena le crocodile), an air conditioner remote, a few earrings and rings, a box with my dental retainer and I think that´s pretty much it.
  • hkuiuc99
    hkuiuc99 Posts: 79 Member
    Protection but not the kind you all mentioned

    :blushing:
  • suppakana
    suppakana Posts: 307 Member
    The Arabian Nights, and my phone charger. x5ZfzmI.gif
  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
    a flashlight and lube
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