tattoo argument with spouse

determinedbutlazy

My Life Motto has always been: LIVE FOR ME, I don't ask people what I can or can't do with my body.

I love all 14 tattoo's that I have, and each has a special or specific meaning to ME, no one has to "get them" or "understand" them, because they are for myself and how I like to personally look.

Now all that said, I probably wouldn't randomly go get one when I am drunk! just sayin'

ITT

1) Girls defending LIVE FOR ME as their motto

2) Ppl attack me for being self-centered narcissist

Dude we all know you prefer young girls who haven't fully formed a sense of self yet. That's great. Really.

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

You must be a sex jedi to impress an 18 year old girl.
I bet she's totally into the videos you post of yourself dancing in tiny panties with a towel on your head. I heard thats what gets girls HOT nowadays.

just_Jennie1

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

So do you choose young girls specifically because you know that someone your age or older would laugh in your face?

I'm seriously trying to picture your scrawny little *kitten* trying to dominate someone and it's just making me laugh.

SavageRabidBeast_version2

I think its funny how that same comment represents the fact that the world is too big and complicated for most of you to synthesize as a whole in real time.

Which goes back to the original comment:

Listen to your husband and hopefully he will be your only one.

Faaaaaaark, not only do I have to be a doe-eyed little love slave, now I have the synthesise entire WORLDS? I'm gonna need a chemistry degree and a MUCH bigger bathtub, girls.

I never said doe-eyed little love slave.

Thats your freakish insecurities that make you take it to such an extreme level of queerness in your mind.

Its like its either your self-centered way or a gross-over-dramatization/over-reaction to what a normal healthy relationship is like.

I have a wonderful relationship, ta! tryhardtroll/10.

Most of these women you're attempting to troll are in relationships. With actual live human beings, not a mirror or their Instagram account.

If you're so 10/10 Zyzz-worthy and aesthetic as fark, why no gf? Is it because maybe you're a little insecure and feel the need to deflect it onto others? You might feel better if you worked legs. You know. Just once.

Jokes on you, I have a GF.

How silly do you feel now?

sorry bud, your hand doesn't exactly count as a gf, no matter how much nice smelling lotion you lather on it to make it smell pretty

We should send him some lacy gloves.

lol, nah I think leather is more his style

rml_16

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

So do you choose young girls specifically because you know that someone your age or older would laugh in your face?

I'm seriously trying to picture your scrawny little *kitten* trying to dominate someone and it's just making me laugh.

I think more likely he chooses them because they don't yet know what good sex is. To them, he's probably the best ever.

Poor girls.

MelsAuntie

Uuugg. fighting with the husband over as yet non-existent tattoo = really dumb argument!!!
So what if I'm honest and like the fact 90% of the people I know won't see my tattoo coming. I'm still getting it for me. It Doesn't mean I can't enjoy just a little shock value...right?
He said its a life changing thing. I can't possibly know what its like. That set me off! Oh really!?! like, altering my body beyond recognition to have a child??? that kind of life altering thing??? Lets see...Choosing a piece of art versus my body conforming to accommodate a child... yep I'll take the 100% my choice art work thanks.
Really I only had 3 beers lol.

I'm of course older than most people on here and have a different view on tats probably because they were unheard of from my generation. People my age with tats usually were "Bikers" and they were basically considered to be a low form of life. I hae a bike but I'm not a "Biker" as far as that definition goes.
Tats aren't art as far as I'm concerned and It take a certain person to wear one. They are a form of defiling the body. Having ink injected into your skin is permanent unless you get surgery and after surgery there is still an are where the tat was the doesn't look like natural skin. Not judging people who get tats. Be very sure you know what you want and know where you want it put. That's just my opinion.

I designed a family logo tattoo and got it inked when I was 60. My husband, niece, and nephew-in-law all got the same tattoo. Mu husband had been very opposed to my getting a tattoo, but he loved the design ( he was thinking T-shirts though), so I just had it done and presented it to my family after the fact. Hubby now says he likes mine but his is better as it has hair growing out of it ( it's on his upper arm). If you're talking about something tasteful, meaningful, and not in a VERY obvious area, it's your body, do it. If you mean "thug b***h 4 evah" across your forehead, then no, I don't think you should. Not on the face.......

devil_in_a_blue_dress

My Life Motto has always been: LIVE FOR ME, I don't ask people what I can or can't do with my body.

I love all 14 tattoo's that I have, and each has a special or specific meaning to ME, no one has to "get them" or "understand" them, because they are for myself and how I like to personally look.

Now all that said, I probably wouldn't randomly go get one when I am drunk! just sayin'

ITT

1) Girls defending LIVE FOR ME as their motto

2) Ppl attack me for being self-centered narcissist

Dude we all know you prefer young girls who haven't fully formed a sense of self yet. That's great. Really.

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

How wonderful for you.

MireyGal76

I think its funny how that same comment represents the fact that the world is too big and complicated for most of you to synthesize as a whole in real time.

Which goes back to the original comment:

Listen to your husband and hopefully he will be your only one.

Faaaaaaark, not only do I have to be a doe-eyed little love slave, now I have the synthesise entire WORLDS? I'm gonna need a chemistry degree and a MUCH bigger bathtub, girls.

I never said doe-eyed little love slave.

Thats your freakish insecurities that make you take it to such an extreme level of queerness in your mind.

Its like its either your self-centered way or a gross-over-dramatization/over-reaction to what a normal healthy relationship is like.

I have a wonderful relationship, ta! tryhardtroll/10.

Most of these women you're attempting to troll are in relationships. With actual live human beings, not a mirror or their Instagram account.

If you're so 10/10 Zyzz-worthy and aesthetic as fark, why no gf? Is it because maybe you're a little insecure and feel the need to deflect it onto others? You might feel better if you worked legs. You know. Just once.

Jokes on you, I have a GF.

How silly do you feel now?

Do you hang out in her parents' basement, or in your parents' basement?

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

So do you choose young girls specifically because you know that someone your age or older would laugh in your face?

I'm seriously trying to picture your scrawny little *kitten* trying to dominate someone and it's just making me laugh.

His limit is 19 according to another thread. Because 15-19 year olds know themselves and haven't been ruined.

SavageRabidBeast_version2

I think its funny how that same comment represents the fact that the world is too big and complicated for most of you to synthesize as a whole in real time.

Which goes back to the original comment:

Listen to your husband and hopefully he will be your only one.

Faaaaaaark, not only do I have to be a doe-eyed little love slave, now I have the synthesise entire WORLDS? I'm gonna need a chemistry degree and a MUCH bigger bathtub, girls.

I never said doe-eyed little love slave.

Thats your freakish insecurities that make you take it to such an extreme level of queerness in your mind.

Its like its either your self-centered way or a gross-over-dramatization/over-reaction to what a normal healthy relationship is like.

I have a wonderful relationship, ta! tryhardtroll/10.

Most of these women you're attempting to troll are in relationships. With actual live human beings, not a mirror or their Instagram account.

If you're so 10/10 Zyzz-worthy and aesthetic as fark, why no gf? Is it because maybe you're a little insecure and feel the need to deflect it onto others? You might feel better if you worked legs. You know. Just once.

Jokes on you, I have a GF.

How silly do you feel now?

Do you hang out in her parents' basement, or in your parents' basement?

I actually think he lurks in this "so-called" gf's window like the creepy mofo he is

nutellabrah

My Life Motto has always been: LIVE FOR ME, I don't ask people what I can or can't do with my body.

I love all 14 tattoo's that I have, and each has a special or specific meaning to ME, no one has to "get them" or "understand" them, because they are for myself and how I like to personally look.

Now all that said, I probably wouldn't randomly go get one when I am drunk! just sayin'

ITT

1) Girls defending LIVE FOR ME as their motto

2) Ppl attack me for being self-centered narcissist

Dude we all know you prefer young girls who haven't fully formed a sense of self yet. That's great. Really.

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

You must be a sex jedi to impress an 18 year old girl.
I bet she's totally into the videos you post of yourself dancing in tiny panties with a towel on your head. I heard thats what gets girls HOT nowadays.

Guaranteed my gf is a lot harder to impress than some loose feminist with tattoos on Tinder who is around my age and I could probably bag after a couple drinks at her local bar.

It took me like 2 months just to get her to go on out with me to the movies lol.

And my age is almost a deal breaker if its not for my beauty overcompensating.

Its not like any of your husbands could ever get with someone like her lol so what is your point? Trying to add value to yourself by making young girls seem easy to get? Actually they are the most difficult since they can choose anyone at will since they are young and in their prime.

Yes she likes my videos because it shows I know how to move and be entertaining on camera and be watchable. A modern talent lots of young people admire.

I coulda been a pop star.

just_Jennie1

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

So do you choose young girls specifically because you know that someone your age or older would laugh in your face?

I'm seriously trying to picture your scrawny little *kitten* trying to dominate someone and it's just making me laugh.

His limit is 19 according to another thread. Because 15-19 year olds know themselves and haven't been ruined.

If that's the age range then he'd best be careful. It'd be horrible if he had to stay away from schools.

krawhitham

Listen to your husband and hopefully he will be your only one.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1952 called...

^This

devil_in_a_blue_dress

My Life Motto has always been: LIVE FOR ME, I don't ask people what I can or can't do with my body.

I love all 14 tattoo's that I have, and each has a special or specific meaning to ME, no one has to "get them" or "understand" them, because they are for myself and how I like to personally look.

Now all that said, I probably wouldn't randomly go get one when I am drunk! just sayin'

ITT

1) Girls defending LIVE FOR ME as their motto

2) Ppl attack me for being self-centered narcissist

Dude we all know you prefer young girls who haven't fully formed a sense of self yet. That's great. Really.

Yes my GF is 18.

Has amazing sex appeal. Probably could get any guy she wants.

Loves my alpha swag. Loves how I make her MINE.

You must be a sex jedi to impress an 18 year old girl.
I bet she's totally into the videos you post of yourself dancing in tiny panties with a towel on your head. I heard thats what gets girls HOT nowadays.

Guaranteed my gf is a lot harder to impress than some loose feminist with tattoos on Tinder who is around my age and I could probably bag after a couple drinks at her local bar.

It took me like 2 months just to get her to go on out with me to the movies lol.

And my age is almost a deal breaker if its not for my beauty overcompensating.

Its not like any of your husbands could ever get with someone like her lol so what is your point? Trying to add value to yourself by making young girls seem easy to get? Actually they are the most difficult since they can choose anyone at will since they are young and in their prime.

Yes she likes my videos because it shows I know how to move and be entertaining on camera and be watchable. A modern talent lots of young people admire.

I coulda been a pop star.

Please make a video of you singing and upload it.

For all your adoring fans.

rml_16

Yes she likes my videos because it shows I know how to move and be entertaining on camera and be watchable. A modern talent lots of young people admire.

I'm sure her vast knowledge and life experience make her a discerning critic.

rml_16

Its not like any of your husbands could ever get with someone like her lol so what is your point?

I assume you mean what she looks like and nothing else of any importnace. My fiance wouldn't want her, though, no matter what she looks like. He prefers women.

Jerrypeoples

Please make a video of you singing and upload it.

For all your adoring fans.

....you added an 's'

just_Jennie1

Guaranteed my gf is a lot harder to impress than some loose feminist with tattoos on Tinder who is around my age and I could probably bag after a couple drinks at her local bar.

So you had to lure her with puppies into your van because the candy didn't work?

Jazz_Hands

What's with all of this alpha *kitten* I keep hearing/seeing lately? Is this pick-up artist BS?

BusyRaeNOTBusty

Guaranteed my gf is a lot harder to impress than some loose feminist with tattoos on Tinder who is around my age and I could probably bag after a couple drinks at her local bar.

It took me like 2 months just to get her to go on out with me to the movies lol.

And my age is almost a deal breaker if its not for my beauty overcompensating.

Its not like any of your husbands could ever get with someone like her lol so what is your point? Trying to add value to yourself by making young girls seem easy to get? Actually they are the most difficult since they can choose anyone at will since they are young and in their prime.

Yes she likes my videos because it shows I know how to move and be entertaining on camera and be watchable. A modern talent lots of young people admire.

I coulda been a pop star.

LOL. My husband is 41. So no. He's not going to "get with" 18 year olds (although I do noticed a lot of younger women checking him out, which is um, a bit concerning).

Some day you'll be 41 too. What's going to happen then? You still going to try for teenagers?

sillygoosie

Guaranteed my gf is a lot harder to impress than some loose feminist with tattoos on Tinder who is around my age and I could probably bag after a couple drinks at her local bar. (You know how well a Dark Triad can mask their evil so haha)

It took me like 2 months just to get her to go on out with me to the movies lol.

And my age is almost a deal breaker if its not for my beauty overcompensating.

Its not like any of your husbands could ever get with someone like her lol so what is your point? Trying to add value to yourself by making young girls seem easy to get? Actually they are the most difficult since they can choose anyone at will since they are young and in their prime.

Yes she likes my videos because it shows I know how to move and be entertaining on camera and be watchable. A modern talent lots of young people admire.

I coulda been a pop star.

Thank you. Thank you so very much for providing such entertainment today. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I also can't wait to go home to my grown man. Jebus, how I do NOT miss stupid young boys. No amount of pretty makes up for idiocy.

This one's for you brah.

rml_16

What's with all of this alpha *kitten* I keep hearing/seeing lately? Is this pick-up artist BS?

Yes. And apparently 50 Shades of Grey is the latest manual.

rml_16

LOL. My husband is 41. So no. He's not going to "get with" 18 year olds (although I do noticed a lot of younger women checking him out, which is um, a bit concerning).

When I was 19, my SO was 35. I wouldn't have given NB a second glance. I preferred men even back then.

digitalbill

Uuugg. fighting with the husband over as yet non-existent tattoo = really dumb argument!!!
So what if I'm honest and like the fact 90% of the people I know won't see my tattoo coming. I'm still getting it for me. It Doesn't mean I can't enjoy just a little shock value...right?
He said its a life changing thing. I can't possibly know what its like. That set me off! Oh really!?! like, altering my body beyond recognition to have a child??? that kind of life altering thing??? Lets see...Choosing a piece of art versus my body conforming to accommodate a child... yep I'll take the 100% my choice art work thanks.
Really I only had 3 beers lol.

I suppose you need to decide what is more important to you.
Your husband or your tattoo.

TripleJ3

Maybe he should listen to his wife's wants since hopefully she will be his only one.

nutellabrah

LOL. My husband is 41. So no. He's not going to "get with" 18 year olds (although I do noticed a lot of younger women checking him out, which is um, a bit concerning).

When I was 19, my SO was 35. I wouldn't have given NB a second glance. I preferred men even back then.

What are your thoughts on Howard Stern?

Is he hot? he's a Man right? A lot of your so called "men" would be too beta to even look me in the eye. I know the type.

Never before have so many women tried so hard to prove they would not sleep with me to combat the fact that I would never touch them with a stick.

determinedbutlazy

What's with all of this alpha *kitten* I keep hearing/seeing lately? Is this pick-up artist BS?

Yes. And apparently 50 Shades of Grey is the latest manual.

Coupled with bodybuilding.com /misc boards. Bodybuilders often categorise bigger, more knowledgeable, sexually proficient men as "alpha" males while others are more submissive and deemed "betas". The fact that this particular bro has wandered far from his meathead home into a land where women are allowed keyboards and are not just the subject of "woodberry" threads must confuse and alarm him, because he's a skinny little beta b**ch.

nutellabrah

What's with all of this alpha *kitten* I keep hearing/seeing lately? Is this pick-up artist BS?

Yes. And apparently 50 Shades of Grey is the latest manual.

Coupled with bodybuilding.com /misc boards. Bodybuilders often categorise bigger, more knowledgeable, sexually proficient men as "alpha" males while others are more submissive and deemed "betas". The fact that this particular bro has wandered far from his meathead home into a land where women are allowed keyboards and are not just the subject of "woodberry" threads must confuse and alarm him, because he's a skinny little beta b**ch.

Wait so now the whole notion of Alpha and Beta is even under question?

I guess Wolves don't exist in the wild either now...

nutellabrah

Uuugg. fighting with the husband over as yet non-existent tattoo = really dumb argument!!!
So what if I'm honest and like the fact 90% of the people I know won't see my tattoo coming. I'm still getting it for me. It Doesn't mean I can't enjoy just a little shock value...right?
He said its a life changing thing. I can't possibly know what its like. That set me off! Oh really!?! like, altering my body beyond recognition to have a child??? that kind of life altering thing??? Lets see...Choosing a piece of art versus my body conforming to accommodate a child... yep I'll take the 100% my choice art work thanks.
Really I only had 3 beers lol.

I suppose you need to decide what is more important to you.
Your husband or your tattoo.

The tattoo would never make her decide that tho.

I choose tattoo.

DeBiKin

I don't have the patience to read every post here; it is obviously hot topic.
Comparing a permanent mark on your body (no matter how incredible) to a 9 month pregnancy is an irrational argument (perhaps the three beers had something to do with that).
If a man regrets getting his own tattoos and lovingly wants his wife to avoid making the same mistake how awful is that?
Go ahead and argue that that is not the issue, I don't care.
Everyone arguing that it's your body and that your husband has no say, has no stake in the argument.
You have to live with the man.
If you care more about shocking 90% off your friends than you do about the man you were supposed to spend the rest of your life with then go for it.

determinedbutlazy

What's with all of this alpha *kitten* I keep hearing/seeing lately? Is this pick-up artist BS?

Yes. And apparently 50 Shades of Grey is the latest manual.

Coupled with bodybuilding.com /misc boards. Bodybuilders often categorise bigger, more knowledgeable, sexually proficient men as "alpha" males while others are more submissive and deemed "betas". The fact that this particular bro has wandered far from his meathead home into a land where women are allowed keyboards and are not just the subject of "woodberry" threads must confuse and alarm him, because he's a skinny little beta b**ch.

Wait so now the whole notion of Alpha and Beta is even under question?

I guess Wolves don't exist in the wild either now...

I didn't question it, I was explaining it to the nice lady who didn't know what it meant.
You know, out of courtesy.