How to tell husband baby might be different color?
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It's probably more important you tell your husband you're a man.0
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Hmm0
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Eat at a calorie deficit. Results won't happen overnight.
Get fitted for proper running shoes.
Oh, wait, off topic.
Umm, research this. If women can give birth to stone babies then why not this? There's a medical phenomena for everything.
And lay off the mandingo lol
Squats and deadlifts0 -
not worth the strike0
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"What's black and white and red all over?" might be a good conversation starter.0
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Wait.
Don't say a word unless you have to. That is when you will figure out your fate. Wait & tell him if the baby ends up being mixed.0 -
Even though you are a troll I will respond just for grins and giggles. While my response is 100% true it is also satirical.-->
Move to Nebraska. So long as you were married when the baby was conceived, the state makes him be the daddy whether he wants to or not. Not even a DNA test can get him out of it. Hope that helps:drinker:0 -
Then you shouldnt have cheated!
I've been cheated on by my partner who got someone else pregnant. Not a good thing from any side
Grow a backbone and tell the poor man that you cheated0 -
You could start by hiding your account info so I didnt find out this way:huh:0
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I FOUND IT!!!! I found a pic of the OP and his family.. Phew! Glad all came out well for them. :drinker:
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With seahorses, the male is pregnant. Every thing usually makes sense, when you get all the facts.0
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tell him the black stork must have got the hospitals mixed up. also tell him the bright side, the new baby will teach you rhythm and how to properly season your food.
Right On
LMAO!!0 -
I FOUND IT!!!! I found a pic of the OP and his family.. Phew! Glad all came out well for them. :drinker:
OP CONGRATULATIONS!
EVERYONE TURNED OUT THE SAME COLOR!!!0 -
this might be the worse attempt at trolling I have seen in a while….
entertaining though...0 -
I think an appearance on Maury Povich would be the most appropriate0
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Troll babies come in many colors. Your family won't notice. :flowerforyou:0
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Just say potato and it will go away.
You say potato, I say potahto....let's call the whole thing off. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
So much good advice in here for this man that is pregnant with a troll.0
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Be color blind, don't be so shallow.
Also...
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What I would do is cry uncontrollably and ask him how could he ever suspect that the kid wasn't his when there is some serious Italian genes that run in your family. When the kid is out as well.. dress the little bugger in 'Daddy's little prince / princess' outfit...0
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Eat at a calorie deficit. Results won't happen overnight.
Get fitted for proper running shoes.
Oh, wait, off topic.
Umm, research this. If women can give birth to stone babies then why not this? There's a medical phenomena for everything.
And lay off the mandingo lol
Get fitted for running shoes??? Really??? Do you really want to further convince her husband that the kid isn't his and that she got hit by a Kenyan Mandingo?????0 -
This is where the troll stole the sonogram image
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/f-sonographer-Classifieds-W0QQKeywordZsonographer0 -
This is where the troll stole the sonogram image
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/f-sonographer-Classifieds-W0QQKeywordZsonographer
:noway: :noway: :noway:
OOORRRRRRR
The op's baby and that baby on the site look strikingly similar?! Must be from the same gene pool........I've heard all troll babies look the same when they are in utero0 -
Good luck0
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Swallowing.
You should do this.0 -
In on troll thread....miscer sighting.....0
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I'm missing a lot... What is the actual story behind this?0
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Definitely talk this through.0
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So many gullible people lol0
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