How to tell husband baby might be different color?

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  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
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    It's probably more important you tell your husband you're a man.
  • MissChyna
    MissChyna Posts: 358 Member
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    Hmm
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Eat at a calorie deficit. Results won't happen overnight.

    Get fitted for proper running shoes.

    Oh, wait, off topic.

    Umm, research this. If women can give birth to stone babies then why not this? There's a medical phenomena for everything.

    And lay off the mandingo lol


    Squats and deadlifts
    That's broscience.
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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    not worth the strike
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    "What's black and white and red all over?" might be a good conversation starter.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    Wait.
    Don't say a word unless you have to. That is when you will figure out your fate. Wait & tell him if the baby ends up being mixed.
  • Sweetnothing78
    Sweetnothing78 Posts: 86 Member
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    Even though you are a troll I will respond just for grins and giggles. While my response is 100% true it is also satirical.-->

    Move to Nebraska. So long as you were married when the baby was conceived, the state makes him be the daddy whether he wants to or not. Not even a DNA test can get him out of it. Hope that helps:drinker:
  • chook021
    chook021 Posts: 6
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    Then you shouldnt have cheated!

    I've been cheated on by my partner who got someone else pregnant. Not a good thing from any side

    Grow a backbone and tell the poor man that you cheated
  • chadlemanEureka
    chadlemanEureka Posts: 25
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    You could start by hiding your account info so I didnt find out this way:huh:
  • ProgressNotPerfection32
    ProgressNotPerfection32 Posts: 1,155 Member
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    I FOUND IT!!!! I found a pic of the OP and his family.. Phew! Glad all came out well for them. :drinker:

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  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
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    With seahorses, the male is pregnant. Every thing usually makes sense, when you get all the facts.
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
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    tell him the black stork must have got the hospitals mixed up. also tell him the bright side, the new baby will teach you rhythm and how to properly season your food.

    Right On
    LMAO!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    I FOUND IT!!!! I found a pic of the OP and his family.. Phew! Glad all came out well for them. :drinker:

    243hpxk.jpg

    OP CONGRATULATIONS!

    EVERYONE TURNED OUT THE SAME COLOR!!!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    this might be the worse attempt at trolling I have seen in a while….

    entertaining though...
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I think an appearance on Maury Povich would be the most appropriate
  • 33Freya
    33Freya Posts: 468 Member
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    Troll babies come in many colors. Your family won't notice. :flowerforyou:
  • GlassslippersAndFairyDust
    GlassslippersAndFairyDust Posts: 518 Member
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    Just say potato and it will go away.



    You say potato, I say potahto....let's call the whole thing off. :laugh: :laugh:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    So much good advice in here for this man that is pregnant with a troll.
  • Still1Workoutatatime
    Still1Workoutatatime Posts: 250 Member
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    Be color blind, don't be so shallow.

    Also...

    its-time-to-stop-posting-cat-cats-kitten-kitty-pic-picture-funny-lolcat-cute-fun-lovely-photo-images.jpg

    :drinker:
  • Zekela
    Zekela Posts: 634 Member
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    What I would do is cry uncontrollably and ask him how could he ever suspect that the kid wasn't his when there is some serious Italian genes that run in your family. When the kid is out as well.. dress the little bugger in 'Daddy's little prince / princess' outfit...

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