Is Bigger REALLY Better??

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  • heathermsilvey
    heathermsilvey Posts: 40
    Hell no! If he loved her, he wouldn't want to change anything about her.
    Or threaten a divorce before they are even married.
    For any reason.
    Whatsoever.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I read a similar story of a woman giving her husband a strange and awkward ultimatum. If he didn't wear a strap on to please her (the strap on was a much bigger size than his), she was going to cheat on him with her well endowed lover who she met when the married couple had a temporary break up.
    Totally legit request.
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,153 Member
    ROFLMAO....

    More than a mouthful/handful is wasteful.:tongue:
  • PennyM140
    PennyM140 Posts: 423 Member
    I read a similar story of a woman giving her husband a strange and awkward ultimatum. If he didn't wear a strap on to please her (the strap on was a much bigger size than his), she was going to cheat on him with her well endowed lover who she met when the married couple had a temporary break up.

    Sounds fair enough
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I read a similar story of a woman giving her husband a strange and awkward ultimatum. If he didn't wear a strap on to please her (the strap on was a much bigger size than his), she was going to cheat on him with her well endowed lover who she met when the married couple had a temporary break up.

    So did he?
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    ROFLMAO....

    More than a mouthful/handful is wasteful.:tongue:

    ^THIS

    ... is bull****.
  • qtgonewild
    qtgonewild Posts: 1,930 Member
    i prefer b or c. REAL.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    ROFLMAO....

    More than a mouthful/handful is wasteful.:tongue:

    ^THIS

    ... is bull****.

    Just find a man with big hands.
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    I thought this was going to be about penises :angry:
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    I dont believe this is a true story.
    I cannot.
  • tristikay
    tristikay Posts: 8 Member
    Does he NOT know that if she has the breast implants he will have to listen to her whine and complain for the rest of their life together about how she did something so drastic for him....gaurantee it will be brought in every argument! He should rethink his request! lol
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I have a friend who is a small B cup....her boyfriend thinks she needs to get implants because he likes bigger boobs. She thinks she is just fine the way she is and doesn't really want a boob job. She is head over heels in love with him (or so she says) and wants to keep him happy, so she has been considering it for the past few months.

    Two days ago, he proposed to her...WITH the stipulation that she get impants within the first year of their marriage or he will divorce her!! *SMH* So, now she thinks she has no choice but to get the boobs.

    So, 2 questions....

    1) Do you think she should get this surgery just to hold on to her man?

    2) Like the title says, is bigger really better?

    Just the fact that he gave her such an ultimatum makes him a *kitten*. She should put him to the curb and then go out and get a boob job.
  • Dragonwolf
    Dragonwolf Posts: 5,600 Member
    if he wants implants, he should get them.

    This. If he likes big boobs so much, he can get his own. There's even glue-on ones if he wants to give them a test-drive.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    If you get a penile implant, can you like... squeeze a ball to "pump it up." Like some 1990's Air Jordan's??
    Reebok made the "pump"... Jeebus, were you even awake during the 90's?
    reebok_pump2.jpg

    Not really...
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I dont believe this is a true story.
    I cannot.

    I'm sorry you think that, but it is a real story. I've been trying to talk her out of it to no avail, so far. :grumble:
  • FatFreeFrolicking
    FatFreeFrolicking Posts: 4,252 Member
    Absolutely she should have the surgery! Nothing more important than holding onto a man. NOTHING.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    What the deuce? Is this real life?
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,284 MFP Moderator
    I hope she told him that he needs to get an 'implant' or some sort of surgery to become bigger (do they have that sort of thing for guys?) in return. Tit for tat, right?

    I wonder how he'd feel if she told him she'd marry him but for HIS size? What a tool!
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Yes and make him a sandwich

    LMAO... this made my day... too funny...
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Absolutely she should have the surgery! Nothing more important than holding onto a man. NOTHING.

    :laugh: I freaking love you!
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    How could there be any other answer than yes...to both questions.
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    After she gets them he'll decide he only likes NATURAL big boobs.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Just the fact that he gave her such an ultimatum makes him a *kitten*. She should put him to the curb and then go out and get a boob job.

    Agreed...
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    If you get a penile implant, can you like... squeeze a ball to "pump it up." Like some 1990's Air Jordan's??
    Reebok made the "pump"... Jeebus, were you even awake during the 90's?
    reebok_pump2.jpg

    Not really...
    8873686_8613.jpg
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Is he paying for these boobs? Free boobs are like free chocolate. How can you pass that up? I don't know about bigger being better, but they're probably fun to play with. :drinker:
  • JohnsElan
    JohnsElan Posts: 81
    REAL is better!

    As to the other matter: A proposal WITH a stipulation?? ... Seriously?!?!

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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Yes and make him a sammich

    FIFY
  • elainecroft
    elainecroft Posts: 595 Member
    I will love you forever isn't followed by an 'if you do X'.

    Your friend deserves a partner, not a manipulator.

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