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    Best pick-up lines

    Posts: 171 Member
    edited February 14 in Chit-Chat
    Ok, my roomie and I are looking for the best, funniest, or stupidest pick up line you have. Please entertain us.. lol:tongue:

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    • Posts: 6,198 Member
      I wanna make babies with you. LMAO.
    • Posts: 171 Member
      LMAO... straight forward... cant beat that. haha
    • Posts: 735
      Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?
      Because you look magically delicious!
    • Posts: 2,733 Member
      Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?
      Because you look magically delicious!

      You didn't use that one on me! ????
    • Posts: 61 Member
      Lets play a game. I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loven it :laugh: :laugh: ::blushing: :blushing:
    • Posts: 1,653 Member
      I wanna be your friend. I need more friends in my life. (Don't know what kind of friends he has.. :devil: )
    • Posts: 735
      show previous quotes

      You didn't use that one on me! ????
      It was too cheesy for a woman as classy as you! I used my secret stuff on you!????
    • Posts: 171 Member
      Lets play a game. I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loven it :laugh: :laugh: ::blushing: :blushing:

      LMAO i love it
    • Posts: 6,198 Member
      Hi, How are you?
    • Posts: 2,019 Member
      Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    • Posts: 171 Member
      You people are silly.
    • Posts: 54 Member
      How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice (then introduction)
    • Posts: 171 Member
      How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice (then introduction)

      nice. i like this one
    • Posts: 423
      Lets play a game. I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loven it :laugh: :laugh: ::blushing: :blushing:

      Awesome.
    • Posts: 3,271 Member
      Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
    • Posts: 5,585 Member
      id like to die while inside you


      .
    • Posts: 171 Member
      id like to die while inside you


      .

      WHAT! lol
    • Posts: 528 Member
      Are you from outer space because your a5s is out of this world :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 171 Member
      nice. haha
    • Posts: 423
      If you're feeling down, I can feel you up...
    • Posts: 409 Member
      If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

      I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

      Is it hot in here or is it just you?

      I don't know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

      Just so I know for tomorrow morning, how do you like your eggs, scrambled, fried or fertilized?
    • Posts: 4,696 Member
      Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.


      Lmao at that one!
    • Posts: 423
      If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

      Tricky.
    • Posts: 44
      Do you have eleven protons? Cause you are SODIUM FINE.
    • Posts: 44
      If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

      Tricky.

      "It would not be." :wink:
    • Posts: 779 Member
      Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!!!!!
    • Posts: 39 Member
      Do you have band-aid? I think i hurt myself falling for you...
    • Posts: 572 Member
      Why dont you sit down on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

      Are you busy tonight at 3am?
    • Posts: 1,653 Member
      "Did it hurt?"
      "What?"
      "When you fell from heaven??" (that one actually worked for someone I know. Haha)
    • Posts: 423
      I think I could fall madly in bed with you...
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