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Best pick-up lines

ohkurt18
ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
edited February 14 in Chit-Chat
Ok, my roomie and I are looking for the best, funniest, or stupidest pick up line you have. Please entertain us.. lol:tongue:
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  • I wanna make babies with you. LMAO.
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    LMAO... straight forward... cant beat that. haha
  • ChadPRun
    ChadPRun Posts: 735
    Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?
    Because you look magically delicious!
  • sunshinesquared
    sunshinesquared Posts: 2,733 Member
    Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?
    Because you look magically delicious!

    You didn't use that one on me! ????
  • mz_tashae_007
    mz_tashae_007 Posts: 61 Member
    Lets play a game. I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loven it :laugh: :laugh: ::blushing: :blushing:
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    I wanna be your friend. I need more friends in my life. (Don't know what kind of friends he has.. :devil: )
  • ChadPRun
    ChadPRun Posts: 735
    Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?
    Because you look magically delicious!

    You didn't use that one on me! ????
    It was too cheesy for a woman as classy as you! I used my secret stuff on you!????
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    Lets play a game. I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loven it :laugh: :laugh: ::blushing: :blushing:

    LMAO i love it
  • Hi, How are you?
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    You people are silly.
  • Justintyme328
    Justintyme328 Posts: 54 Member
    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice (then introduction)
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice (then introduction)

    nice. i like this one
  • Lets play a game. I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loven it :laugh: :laugh: ::blushing: :blushing:

    Awesome.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    id like to die while inside you


    .
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    id like to die while inside you


    .

    WHAT! lol
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    Are you from outer space because your a5s is out of this world :flowerforyou:
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    nice. haha
  • If you're feeling down, I can feel you up...
  • walterm852
    walterm852 Posts: 409 Member
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    I don't know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    Just so I know for tomorrow morning, how do you like your eggs, scrambled, fried or fertilized?
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.


    Lmao at that one!
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    Tricky.
  • Do you have eleven protons? Cause you are SODIUM FINE.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    Tricky.

    "It would not be." :wink:
  • starlaca
    starlaca Posts: 779 Member
    Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!!!!!
  • aditya2491
    aditya2491 Posts: 39 Member
    Do you have band-aid? I think i hurt myself falling for you...
  • Tydeclare44
    Tydeclare44 Posts: 572 Member
    Why dont you sit down on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

    Are you busy tonight at 3am?
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    "Did it hurt?"
    "What?"
    "When you fell from heaven??" (that one actually worked for someone I know. Haha)
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you...
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