Best pick-up lines
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id like to die while inside you
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that is the best one!! Lolol0 -
No... but seriously....
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Do you use Windex to wash your pants? Because I can see myself in them.0
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Hey is that a ferret in your pocket? Because I'd like to grab a cab with you and go back to my place for some sex.
Wait, that one's pretty lame actually.....0 -
I'd hit that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor.0
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Would you like to get coffee tomorrow morning? Great! What should we do until then?0
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HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGHT? JUST ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE!!!!0
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The 2 I have received that were my fave are:
1. I want to make you breakfast every day for the rest of your life!
2. You're so beautiful, you look like something out of a Tiffany catalog. (From a woman actually)0 -
Wanna lock crotches and swop gravy?
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Ok, I was in the Navy and I think that one is cochino0 -
Was your father an astronaut?
Because he took all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.0 -
Is your father a terrorist?
Because you are the bomb.0 -
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Got any raisins? No... How about a date?0
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My go to one in my bachelor days "hey, wanna go out?"
Yeh yeh...call it dull but, it worked
or "I'd bang you like a screen door in a tornado!"0 -
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up...
Love this one. lol0 -
My go to one in my bachelor days "hey, wanna go out?"
Yeh yeh...call it dull but, it worked
or "I'd bang you like a screen door in a tornado!"
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Your body's name must be Visa 'cause it's everywhere I want to be.
Ha I love this one too0 -
Want to count shoulders?
1... 2... 3... 4...
(goes from own shoulders around girls until arm is around her)
Smooth AF... seriously. ha0 -
Here are some awesome ones I just found!
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
The last one cracked me up!0 -
No... but seriously....
lol omg!0 -
I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U. (All time favorite, I have successfully gotten laid 0 times with it!)0
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Ok, my roomie and I are looking for the best, funniest, or stupidest pick up line you have. Please entertain us.. lol
My most effective from when I was a dj...
I would like to orally pleasure you.
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Nice shoes, wanna ****?0
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LMAO thats greatI put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U. (All time favorite, I have successfully gotten laid 0 times with it!)0 -
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
SWear this one has been used on me before.. lol0 -
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YOur gifs are the best.0 -
YOur gifs are the best.
Awwww thanks! :flowerforyou:0
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