Best pick-up lines

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  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    id like to die while inside you


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    that is the best one!! Lolol
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    No... but seriously....

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  • morehealthymatt
    morehealthymatt Posts: 208 Member
    Do you use Windex to wash your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
  • TheSwollMinister
    TheSwollMinister Posts: 246 Member
    Hey is that a ferret in your pocket? Because I'd like to grab a cab with you and go back to my place for some sex.

    Wait, that one's pretty lame actually.....
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'd hit that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor.
  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
    Would you like to get coffee tomorrow morning? Great! What should we do until then?
  • jimmason20
    jimmason20 Posts: 122 Member
    HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGHT? JUST ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE!!!!
  • EternalDecadence
    EternalDecadence Posts: 445 Member
    The 2 I have received that were my fave are:
    1. I want to make you breakfast every day for the rest of your life!
    2. You're so beautiful, you look like something out of a Tiffany catalog. (From a woman actually)
  • JnK619
    JnK619 Posts: 320
    Wanna lock crotches and swop gravy?
    [/quote]

    Ok, I was in the Navy and I think that one is cochino
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Was your father an astronaut?

    Because he took all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • AshwinA7
    AshwinA7 Posts: 102 Member
    Is your father a terrorist?

    Because you are the bomb.
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  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    Got any raisins? No... How about a date?
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    My go to one in my bachelor days "hey, wanna go out?"

    Yeh yeh...call it dull but, it worked :tongue:



    or "I'd bang you like a screen door in a tornado!"
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    If you're feeling down, I can feel you up...

    Love this one. lol
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    My go to one in my bachelor days "hey, wanna go out?"

    Yeh yeh...call it dull but, it worked :tongue:



    or "I'd bang you like a screen door in a tornado!"


    LOL nice
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    Your body's name must be Visa 'cause it's everywhere I want to be.

    Ha I love this one too
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    Want to count shoulders?
    1... 2... 3... 4...
    (goes from own shoulders around girls until arm is around her)

    Smooth AF... seriously. ha
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    Here are some awesome ones I just found!

    You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them

    Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction

    Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

    Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

    You have been very naughty. Go to my room!

    Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

    Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!

    "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

    The last one cracked me up!
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    No... but seriously....

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    lol omg!
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U. (All time favorite, I have successfully gotten laid 0 times with it!)
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    Ok, my roomie and I are looking for the best, funniest, or stupidest pick up line you have. Please entertain us.. lol:tongue:

    My most effective from when I was a dj...
    I would like to orally pleasure you.

    LOL nice
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    Nice shoes, wanna ****?
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U. (All time favorite, I have successfully gotten laid 0 times with it!)
    LMAO thats great
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
    Nice shoes, wanna ****?

    SWear this one has been used on me before.. lol
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    YOur gifs are the best.

    Awwww thanks! :flowerforyou:

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