Best pick-up lines

walterm852

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

I don't know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Just so I know for tomorrow morning, how do you like your eggs, scrambled, fried or fertilized?

cklbrown

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Lmao at that one!

HermioneCantDraw

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Tricky.

jennahbooboo

Do you have eleven protons? Cause you are SODIUM FINE.

jennahbooboo

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Tricky.

"It would not be."

starlaca

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!!!!!

aditya2491

Do you have band-aid? I think i hurt myself falling for you...

Tydeclare44

Why dont you sit down on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

Are you busy tonight at 3am?

arwacky

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven??" (that one actually worked for someone I know. Haha)

HermioneCantDraw

I think I could fall madly in bed with you...

Jersey_Devil

Tydeclare44

I think I could fall madly in bed with you...

Yesssssssss

Tydeclare44

HermioneCantDraw

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

HermioneCantDraw

F&*k me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met?

Go home Internet, you're drunk.

WoodChuckNorris

You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin

morehealthymatt

Can I borrow $5?

HermioneCantDraw

How you doin?

karl39x

Do you work at Subway?

Because you just made me a foot long!

MarliQQ

Lol Bump