Best pick-up lines

Capt_Inzane

So started listening to Blood Hound Gang and realized every single song of theirs has a pick up line in it somewhere. So googled for a few and found this list.

10. “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but can I get your number, and call you maybe?” Carly Rae Jepsen (“Call Me Maybe”)

9. “Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it’s lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn’t know what to wear?” Blink 182 (“First Date”)

8. “Since we in the club for now, for now, Might as well get another round, round, Notice there ain’t nothing in your cup, So get here, baby, let me fill it up, fill it up” Trey Songz (“Say Aah”)

7. “Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year,” The Killers (“Somebody Told Me”)

6. “Hey, yo, fat girl, C’mere – are ya ticklish?” The Digital Underground (“The Humpty Dance”)

5. “You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for,” Billy Joel (“You May Be Right”)

4. “You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel,” The Bloodhound Gang (“The Bad Touch”)

3. “Hey, girl, hey, where ya goin’? Come back and sit back down, You look too good to be heading home so early now, You say you gotta work tomorrow, Got a lot on your mind, Let me buy another round, Girl, I think you and I should just drink on it,” Blake Shelton (“Drink on It”)

2. “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend, No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne (“Girlfriend”)

1. “I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers, I’d like to check you for ticks,” Brad Paisley (“Ticks”)

rachelamber_x

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

herblackwings39

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

Totally my all time favorite pick up line.

ohkurt18

So started listening to Blood Hound Gang and realized every single song of theirs has a pick up line in it somewhere. So googled for a few and found this list.

10. “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but can I get your number, and call you maybe?” Carly Rae Jepsen (“Call Me Maybe”)

9. “Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it’s lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn’t know what to wear?” Blink 182 (“First Date”)

8. “Since we in the club for now, for now, Might as well get another round, round, Notice there ain’t nothing in your cup, So get here, baby, let me fill it up, fill it up” Trey Songz (“Say Aah”)

7. “Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year,” The Killers (“Somebody Told Me”)

6. “Hey, yo, fat girl, C’mere – are ya ticklish?” The Digital Underground (“The Humpty Dance”)

5. “You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for,” Billy Joel (“You May Be Right”)

4. “You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel,” The Bloodhound Gang (“The Bad Touch”)

3. “Hey, girl, hey, where ya goin’? Come back and sit back down, You look too good to be heading home so early now, You say you gotta work tomorrow, Got a lot on your mind, Let me buy another round, Girl, I think you and I should just drink on it,” Blake Shelton (“Drink on It”)

2. “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend, No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne (“Girlfriend”)

1. “I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers, I’d like to check you for ticks,” Brad Paisley (“Ticks”)

NIce ha, i see you really tried to find these ha

ohkurt18

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

I love this one

polo571

Just remember. If you are going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the F@!K wants yah.

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock.

karl39x

If we are what we eat, then I could look a lot like you in the morning.

ohkurt18

Ha you people have made my week better.:flowerforyou:

mudknuckles

pretty please

PatheticNoetic

My love for you is like diarrhea- I can't hold it in any longer.

mank32

"How do you feel about unreciprocal orange socks*?"

*not orange socks.

it worked! :drinker:

gmoneycole

I can't decide what is more amazing your smile or your beautiful eyes. Guys use this on my wife.

HermioneCantDraw

Your face or my face?

Chieflrg

What are we talking about here? Would a straw be a correct answer?

Sarahs2576

May have been posted already but:

I rate you a 9/10, because I'm the 1 you're missing.

mestacy010

I was going up on an esculator and a guy said

Is that going up to heaven, because you sure are an angel

acpgee

Question: "Do you come here often?".
Response: "Only during the mating season".

karl39x

Are you gonna give me your number, or am I going to have to stalk you.

lirirod

i told this to my ex "My v wants to hug your p"

ohkurt18

i told this to my ex "My v wants to hug your p"

LMAO thats hilarious

Bucky83

I can't believe no one has said my favourite yet!

"If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

:blushing:

ohkurt18

ha classic, i love it

Trechechus

"I wish I were helocase so I could unzip your genes."

Mrsallypants

A double cheeseburger is less expensive than a Fleshlight.

Ophidion

Ophidion

"I wish I were helocase so I could unzip your genes."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Leather_N_Lace

Yep.. Guys in my area are classy..

If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away

MysteriousLdy

Men..If you are just going to show me that 'thing' of yours inside the pant/boxer, cute a§§, 6-8 Abs/Gunshow that you have.
You have to try using your brain to get in between my legs :bigsmile:

karl39x

Yo mamma must've had peppers when she was pregnant, because you came out HOT!!!

BurnBabyyyBurn

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...so I could unzip your genes.