Translating Friend Requests

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_JPunky
_JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

Some examples include:

"You're Hot" = "You're hot"

"I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

"I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

"Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    That's not an FR...that's a "You're about to be deleted" message...probably from a girl who's newds you flashed across the rest of MFP. What the heck is wrong with you? Jerk! :laugh:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

    Some examples include:

    "You're Hot" = "You're hot"

    "I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

    "I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

    "Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

    "I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

    Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

    :heart:

    Taunto and I need to be friends.
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
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    Nice rack- Your boobs are massive and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! MOTOR-BOATS!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    what's the short version of "I read all your **** on our mutuals feed anyway, so we may as well be friends?"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    "I rarely get friend requests." = "I wish someone would friend request me."
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Hi = idk what to put here, but I just put in hi in hopes you'll accept
    cat gif = HAI FREND, YOU WANT TO ADD MEH
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    what's the short version of "I read all your **** on our mutuals feed anyway, so we may as well be friends?"

    "Thought it was about time I sent this..."
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

    Some examples include:

    "You're Hot" = "You're hot"

    "I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

    "I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

    "Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

    "I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

    Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

    :heart:

    Taunto and I need to be friends.

    How are you two NOT friends already?
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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    I've got candy = I bet you TASTE like candy and I wanna make popsicle out of your panties.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    "You seem cool." = "Sounds like you put out."
    "You're funny." = "You have boobs. I like boobs."
    " " = You don't know me. You've probably never seen me around. I'm going to request your friendship anyway and hope you accept it even though I'm too lazy to tell you why I want to be friends with you.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    I get this one a lot...
    "I love your hair", which usually leads to, "may I pull it sometime".
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I need more fitness minded friends....has 599 friends already.

    What's the translation on this?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    Hi, I' not a creep or anything, but your back picture makes me touch my ...... = yep you're a creep
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    I've seen your photos, and you are really motivating. I'm looking for like-minded friends. = You have boobs.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    I need more fitness minded friends....has 599 friends already.

    What's the translation on this?

    All of the opposite gender, I assume?

    "I need more dudes/chicks who look like they really enjoy cardio...wink, wink"
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
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    "I liked your use of the term "follow through" on a post. hehe"

    WTH does that mean?
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    "I liked your use of the term "follow through" on a post. hehe"

    WTH does that mean?

    "I know you'll keep going until I'm satisfied. Be my friend? :flowerforyou:"
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    "Nice socks" = "I'm hoping you'll let me wear them as earmuffs"
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    What does "I hate your guts, and I wish you fry on Satan's pitch fork" mean?

    :flowerforyou:
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