Translating Friend Requests

_JPunky

For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

Some examples include:

"You're Hot" = "You're hot"

"I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

"I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

"Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

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_JPunky

That's not an FR...that's a "You're about to be deleted" message...probably from a girl who's newds you flashed across the rest of MFP. What the heck is wrong with you? Jerk! :laugh:

SGM_Adonis

For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

Some examples include:

"You're Hot" = "You're hot"

"I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

"I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

"Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

Taunto and I need to be friends.

Sovi_

Nice rack- Your boobs are massive and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! MOTOR-BOATS!

_John_

what's the short version of "I read all your **** on our mutuals feed anyway, so we may as well be friends?"

TheRoadDog

"I rarely get friend requests." = "I wish someone would friend request me."

Sinisterly

Hi = idk what to put here, but I just put in hi in hopes you'll accept
cat gif = HAI FREND, YOU WANT TO ADD MEH

_JPunky

what's the short version of "I read all your **** on our mutuals feed anyway, so we may as well be friends?"

"Thought it was about time I sent this..."

_JPunky

For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

Some examples include:

"You're Hot" = "You're hot"

"I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

"I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

"Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

Taunto and I need to be friends.

How are you two NOT friends already?

Summer_Lunatic

I've got candy = I bet you TASTE like candy and I wanna make popsicle out of your panties.

silver_arrow3

"You seem cool." = "Sounds like you put out."
"You're funny." = "You have boobs. I like boobs."
" " = You don't know me. You've probably never seen me around. I'm going to request your friendship anyway and hope you accept it even though I'm too lazy to tell you why I want to be friends with you.

DainaLC

I get this one a lot...
"I love your hair", which usually leads to, "may I pull it sometime".

SGM_Adonis

I need more fitness minded friends....has 599 friends already.

What's the translation on this?

Chieflrg

Hi, I' not a creep or anything, but your back picture makes me touch my ...... = yep you're a creep

summertime_girl

I've seen your photos, and you are really motivating. I'm looking for like-minded friends. = You have boobs.

_JPunky

I need more fitness minded friends....has 599 friends already.

What's the translation on this?

All of the opposite gender, I assume?

"I need more dudes/chicks who look like they really enjoy cardio...wink, wink"

Building_Bulk

"I liked your use of the term "follow through" on a post. hehe"

WTH does that mean?

_JPunky

"I liked your use of the term "follow through" on a post. hehe"

WTH does that mean?

"I know you'll keep going until I'm satisfied. Be my friend? :flowerforyou:"

Mia_RagazzaTosta

"Nice socks" = "I'm hoping you'll let me wear them as earmuffs"

BlueBombers

What does "I hate your guts, and I wish you fry on Satan's pitch fork" mean?

:flowerforyou:

PghPensFan69

Translation for "I want to suck all of the juice out of you" ???

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HawkeyeTy

Ok

_JPunky

Translation for "I want to suck all of the juice out of you" ???

"How YOU doin'?"

_JPunky

Ok

= Ty is still mad at me for whatever reason he decided he was mad at me.

djeffreys10

For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

Some examples include:

"You're Hot" = "You're hot"

"I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

"I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

"Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

You have no idea how much that fits Taunto's avatar. To better understand, read "Looking For Group"

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jkwolly

What does "I hate your guts, and I wish you fry on Satan's pitch fork" mean?

:flowerforyou:

Escloflowne

I send this one quite often!

_JPunky

I send this one quite often!

That one is quite self explanatory.