Translating Friend Requests

_AlabamaSlamma_

______ = "I'm not really interested in you enough to say anything, just thought I would use my self-perceived importance to override your need to have a reason to accept me and feed my addiction to have masses of people read all the boring *kitten* that I post on here every 30 seconds."

funforsports

You seem interesting = You have a closed profile and I want to see your pics.

silver_arrow3

I send this one quite often!

I did not get this one. You're getting good at making me want to keep my clothes on.

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_JPunky

"Can we be friends simply because your topics are hilarious and make me laugh? OK, I admit it, you're hot too! " = "I want to climax inside of you."

Alehmer

TIL that everyone who has friended me on MFP has a deep desire to screw me in scary, scary ways.

_JPunky

"I want to climax inside you." = "And I probably won't pay child support after."

SexKittenlovesitrough

"...................................I'm your special friend........................' = means RUN....NOW.

_AlabamaSlamma_

"Nice socks" = "I'm hoping you'll let me wear them as earmuffs"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The only difference is I wouldn't wear them out in public.

djeffreys10

"I want to climax inside you." = "And I probably won't pay child support after."

:frown:

_JPunky

"I want to climax inside you." = "And I probably won't pay child support after."

:frown:

Oh you started that one! lol!

Yanicka1

This is funny.......or sad......One of those two

Myhaloslipped

Lmao, it's funny how Taunto popped into my head while I was reading that last one before I even saw his name attached to it. :laugh:

miss_jessiejane

So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"

Hobb3s

So if one were to try and make your acquaintance without seeming creepy, what's an appropriate message?
*For science of course

_AlabamaSlamma_

So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"

"Have loads of pictures of my junk, just waiting to hit send"

Myhaloslipped

" I rarely send these out but you are just so beautiful" = I send them out constantly, but I hope you're dumb enough to believe that.

Lol.

GorillaNJ

So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"

I will show you my junk

_JPunky

So if one were to try and make your acquaintance without seeming creepy, what's an appropriate message?
*For science of course

Hi, My name is____________. And I've seen you around through the following mutual friends: _______________, _____________ and ___________________."

GorillaNJ

We have a lot of mutual friends = I feel left out and insecure

If it comes from a guy... "I want to creep your friend list"

Myhaloslipped

"Hi!" = "I want to climax inside you."

_JPunky

"hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?" = Bewbs.

SexKittenlovesitrough

So what's it mean when someone just says "Do you have kik?"

"Have loads of pictures of my junk, just waiting to hit send"

it also means

"Praying you have a ton of noodz to send to me because I like harassing women for noodz on the regular."

arwacky

how about... "you have a nice butt...just wanted to tell you that"?

Myhaloslipped

"hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?" = Bewbs.

Clameater is back? Lol.

_JPunky

how about... "you have a nice butt...just wanted to tell you that"?

You have a nice butt...he just wanted to tell you that...lol!

da_bears10089

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

this is my favorite.

I prefer this one..

_AlabamaSlamma_

So if one were to try and make your acquaintance without seeming creepy, what's an appropriate message?
*For science of course

Hi, My name is____________. And I've seen you around through the following mutual friends: _______________, _____________ and ___________________."

= "They were dumb enough to fall for it, why should you be any different?"

arwacky

how about... "you have a nice butt...just wanted to tell you that"?

You have a nice butt...he just wanted to tell you that...lol!

ooooh...it was that simple?? hahaha, so glad i know now :laugh:

HMD7703

"I wanna blow my wad down your throat." = "Your titties inspire my penis to rise from its slumber."

Which reminds me... PSA to the ladies: Don't fall for the guy offering to give FREE protein injections.

Fool me once.. shame on me.
Fool me twice (and bring your friend..?).. shame on.. me?


Yeah, no. Just no.