Translating Friend Requests

Mia_RagazzaTosta

"hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?" = Bewbs.

Clameater is back? Lol.

Lolzzz, I don't think I even got a message with his

summertime_girl

Hi, I like your photos. Do you have KIK?

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

We have a lot of mutual friends = you must have the same sick, twisted, dry sense of humor as me

homerjspartan

We have a lot of mutual friends = I feel left out and insecure

Yeah, so....I still want to be friends.

Love me.....

_JPunky

"Oh heavenly blessed beauty who's inner beauty is divine and everlasting, you illuminate the sky at night and you make the sun light the day. You make the birds sing, you make the breeze whisper like an angel. But most of all, you make me smile.
" = "I'm gay. Be my beard? :flowerforyou:"

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I proposed once in a FR. Seemed to work in my favor.

BrainyBurro

OP, i get this one a lot. what does it mean?

"You're an *kitten*!"

:huh:

_JPunky

"I read your profile" = "I just "finished" on an 8x11 glossy print of your face."

_JPunky

OP, i get this one a lot. what does it mean?

"You're an *kitten*!"

:huh:

= "Can I ride you?"

DP325i

"how many ****ing times do I need to send this request?????????"
(never got one from them before)

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

can i get in to your pants.

Myhaloslipped

"how many ****ing times do I need to send this request?????????"
(never got one from them before)

Oh wow, that is a bit creepy!

lilRicki

"hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?" = Bewbs.

This one...so funny

SweetTrouble_

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

this is my favorite.

I prefer this one..

I think I'm gonna try this one today...now to find someone to send it to.

shutyourpieholeandsquat

"I saw your posts on some threads and you're really funny" = "You have a dirty mind and huge boobs so maybe we can kik?"

lilRicki

can i get in to your pants.

Yes Leo...yes you can :blushing:

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_AlabamaSlamma_

Which reminds me... PSA to the ladies: Don't fall for the guy offering to give FREE protein injections.

Fool me once.. shame on me.
Fool me twice (and bring your friend..?).. shame on.. me?


Yeah, no. Just no.

Fool you thrice???

_JPunky

"Your elbows are too pointy. Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. Have a nice day. " = "So, since we're both ugyl...wanna do it?"

_JPunky

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silver_arrow3

"I wanna blow my wad down your throat." = "Your titties inspire my penis to rise from its slumber."

Which reminds me... PSA to the ladies: Don't fall for the guy offering to give FREE protein injections.

Fool me once.. shame on me.
Fool me twice (and bring your friend..?).. shame on.. me?


Yeah, no. Just no.

But it's FREE. I don't like paying for my protein injections.

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Cliffslosinit

OP 10/10 WB = Please send me a FR so I'm NOT gay on Skullshank anymore.

MiloBloom83

For those who are new to MFP Land, I'm offering up my unsolicited services as a translator for all your FR questions. Now you too will know what every friend request you are sent REALLY means!

Some examples include:

"You're Hot" = "You're hot"

"I've seen you around the forums" = "I'm hoping I'll see more of you in my PMs...wink, wink"

"I'm looking to add motivated and determined friends" = "You're hot, but seem too serious for me to say that to."

"Wow! You've had AMAZING success! Will you be my friend?" = "You've already lost enough weight that you're kinda hot...and I only want to be friends with hot chicks/dudes."

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

Can any other vets add some more common FR terms that need to be translated?

I read the bolded and screamed out "taunto! ".

Also, gifs of a fat lady with Tammy Fae face makeup on eating dog poop and skewers through eyeballs = "hi, i'm Skitty!"

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

can i get in to your pants.

Yes Leo...yes you can :blushing:

Where can I sign up?

Cali_Chica

______ = "I'm not really interested in you enough to say anything, just thought I would use my self-perceived importance to override your need to have a reason to accept me and feed my addiction to have masses of people read all the boring *kitten* that I post on here every 30 seconds."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:




...or updating Mfp followers

Escloflowne

OP 10/10 WB = Please send me a FR so I'm gay on Skullshank anymore.

Skullshank is like the pretty woman of MFP

UsedToBeHusky

"I want to wear your skin as my own while I take a dump on your face." = "Hi, I'm Taunto."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

When I started reading that, I immediately thought of Taunto.

silvergurl518

hhahhaha. so basically, besides being taunto, everyone else wants to get in everyone else's pants.

UsedToBeHusky

what's the short version of "I read all your **** on our mutuals feed anyway, so we may as well be friends?"

"Why aren't we friends already?"