Real life "Barbie" believes that food isn't necessary....

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Let's just hope that no man tries to be a real-life Ken doll. I am sure we all remember the situation with his genitalia (or lack thereof).

    This is awesome. I love you.

    I love you too, girl! :heart:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Let's just hope that no man tries to be a real-life Ken doll. I am sure we all remember the situation with his genitalia (or lack thereof).


    Too late, but I think he chickened out and didn't go all the way..
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  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Let's just hope that no man tries to be a real-life Ken doll. I am sure we all remember the situation with his genitalia (or lack thereof).

    This is awesome. I love you.

    I love you too, girl! :heart:

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  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Let's just hope that no man tries to be a real-life Ken doll. I am sure we all remember the situation with his genitalia (or lack thereof).


    Too late, but I think he chickened out and didn't go all the way..
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    I saw a news report on this guy (20/20?)...he was discussing the new implants that he was wanting to get. He is cray cray as well.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I can't even find a gif to properly express my disdain and disbelief.
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    Let's just hope that no man tries to be a real-life Ken doll. I am sure we all remember the situation with his genitalia (or lack thereof).


    Too late, but I think he chickened out and didn't go all the way..
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    Oh GAWD.
  • Lifelink
    Lifelink Posts: 193 Member
    I just don't understand why people keep giving this chick publicity.

    Right there with you on that one.
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    Arrrghhh, my eyes!
  • avemaryama
    avemaryama Posts: 277 Member
    He was so handsome..!! Why!! its an MJ thing again isn't it?

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    I saw a news report on this guy (20/20?)...he was discussing the new implants that he was wanting to get. He is cray cray as well.
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,021 Member


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    I saw a news report on this guy (20/20?)...he was discussing the new implants that he was wanting to get. He is cray cray as well.
    Yep. He stated why go the gym and workout, when one can have "permanent" muscle. I believe he said he didn't want to sweat so he avoided exercise.

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  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    Barbie has a million jobs. Maybe she should get one too instead of doing this to herself.

    I wonder if she had any ribs removed.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I just don't understand why people keep giving this chick publicity.

    Right there with you on that one.

    Yup this.
  • refuseresist
    refuseresist Posts: 934 Member
    re: ninerbuff
    I will never understand why having a painful surgery is less difficult than going to the gym!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I can't even find a gif to properly express my disdain and disbelief.

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    That works!! Thanks mister! :heart:
  • cschiff
    cschiff Posts: 209 Member
    so, you think her elbows & knees bend? real barbies can't bend their appendages! lol
  • Sunbrooke
    Sunbrooke Posts: 632 Member
    There are plenty of people who do extreme plastic surgury. What I don't get is why someone who is so spiritual and believes in astral travel would be obsessed with looking like a plastic toy. Usually very spiritual people try to overcome superficial stuff like wanting to look like a doll.
  • Kenazwa
    Kenazwa Posts: 278 Member
    Breatharianism; ran into this concept back in the 1980s. Hard to believe it hasn't died the same natural death as its devotees.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    There are plenty of people who do extreme plastic surgury. What I don't get is why someone who is so spiritual and believes in astral travel would be obsessed with looking like a plastic toy. Usually very spiritual people try to overcome superficial stuff like wanting to look like a doll.
    Because it makes her sound "deep".. I call shenanigans, all for publicity.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
    What....The.....Efffffff??? I don't even know what to say....WOW. "SMH" :noway:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Where is trogalicious? His gif is perfect for this thread.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Yes women , let's all gang up on her and b***h(no other term fits the bill) it out! Jeez. It's her body , she can do whatever she wants to , some of you like stuffing yourselves with donuts and other sht , she likes plastic , not the first , not the last , grow up.

    While i otherwise agree, there's a fair few men with less than nice things to say in this thread. Why just get on the case of the women instead of everyone body-shaming?

    I went back and re-checked , indeed there were 1-2 guys aswell , my bad .
    your bad?
    you basically said that if women dont like her look they are immature children who like stuffing their faces with donuts and other crap.

    because the other extreme is the only other option.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Where is trogalicious? His gif is perfect for this thread.

    The Trog stern head-shake? Yes, we need that, stat.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    There are plenty of people who do extreme plastic surgury. What I don't get is why someone who is so spiritual and believes in astral travel would be obsessed with looking like a plastic toy. Usually very spiritual people try to overcome superficial stuff like wanting to look like a doll.

    IMO plastic surgery is not the issue. The issue is that she thinks that people don't need to eat food and can survive just by getting energy from the sun, AND she's promoting this idea. I don't know what's spiritual about breatharianism. Meditating is spiritual. Trying to do photosynthesis when you don't have chloroplasts is nothing more than pure idiocy and not remotely spiritual.

    (that said, being into extreme plastic surgery + thinking you can photosynthesis really is asking people to make jokes about getting surgery to turn yourself into a potted plant... maybe they can implant choloroplasts into the cells of the epidermis of her skin and see if she really can get glucose into her bloodstream that way.... it would work in theory... in practice it'll probably end very badly...)
  • PinkyFett
    PinkyFett Posts: 842 Member
    LOL does she think she's a tree?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    LOL does she think she's a tree?
    :laugh:
  • billprice005
    billprice005 Posts: 12 Member
    I think she reduces upper brain function to nil. That would go a long way in reducing caloric needs.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
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    Seriously.

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