Quickest ways to lose all credibility on MFP

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Say you're going to cut way down on forum time.



    Post 10 new joke threads.

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    0/10 wood not read again

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    100½ % of the time, you guys always come crawling back.
    You cannot resist the Brainy.
  • JaniePapageorgio
    JaniePapageorgio Posts: 142 Member
    Claiming that paleo in any way resembles how early humans ate.
  • Nicholec2003
    Nicholec2003 Posts: 158 Member
    Ask a public forum of non-medical professionals...Should I go to the emergency room/see a Dr about (fill in blank)? Then after most everyone tells you to go see a Dr, decide to try castor oil, fasting, soak in cow manure, etc. first.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Say you're going to cut way down on forum time.



    Post 10 new joke threads.

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  • michellewong699
    michellewong699 Posts: 98 Member
    Boast about starving yourself.

    Ooooooh, this is one of my pet peeves >.<
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    Talk about your amazing success on a fad diet without providing any pictures or follow up data of any kind. Then get butthurt when people point out you sell the product. Have one of your clients rush in to white knight.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    I want to lose 100 pounds in 6 weeks? Because I'm going to the beach for a vacation that I planed 6 months ago. :laugh:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    0/10 wood not read again

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    Off to figure out where I can get some.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    My diet is better than yours.
  • jrue1985
    jrue1985 Posts: 191 Member
    Start a thread to meet new friends, but they must ALL be female and ages 19-30, and blonde.

    and 5' 6 3/4"


    Hahaha! I am actually 5'6 3/4 and I just say I am 5'7" 'cause it is easier ;-)
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
    Yer so mean.


    :flowerforyou:


    China study says so.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Saying you've really been trying doing everything you should, eating right and exercising everyday and it's not working when you've been doing this for 3 weeks and you eat 1200cal...bonus points for arguing with the peeps who respond and try to help
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    0/10 wood not read again

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    100½ % of the time, you guys always come crawling back.
    You cannot resist the Brainy.

    Those are some massive Schweddy Balls you have there
  • JaniePapageorgio
    JaniePapageorgio Posts: 142 Member
    I want to lose 100 pounds in 6 weeks? Because I'm going to the beach for a vacation that I planed 6 months ago. :laugh:
    AHAHAHA
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    here are 5 off the top of my head...

    - use the word "detox" non-ironically
    - start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
    - cite The China Study as scientific proof
    - claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.

    :bigsmile:

    I can't agree with any of these except for the last one. Blue Bell's the reason why ice cream exists!
  • Blue801
    Blue801 Posts: 442

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    Off to figure out where I can get some.

    I'm still looking for some shweddy balls too.

    No luck:sad:
  • Lifelink
    Lifelink Posts: 193 Member
    "I'm a female that weighs 105 lbs, standing at 5'6", and I eat nothing but donuts and pizza all day long. I hate running and lifting... and just exercise in general, so I just sit on my *kitten* everyday! I've been at this for a week and not 1 pound has come off! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME MFP?!"

    *ignores everything that the community from MFP says*

    k
  • bobbiejof33
    bobbiejof33 Posts: 55
    -Dr. Oz
    -Anything raspberry
    -Use the term 'phenyl / phen '
    -Ask the forums for permission to drink diet soda

    SOOOO tired of Dr OZ diets. WOW
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member

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    Off to figure out where I can get some.

    I'm still looking for some shweddy balls too.

    No luck:sad:

    All I found was a limited edition article from 2011. :brokenheart:
  • J3nnyBeanz
    J3nnyBeanz Posts: 134 Member
    Saying "I still eat all the junk food I want, just in moderation"... on that note please don't look at my food diary today lol
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Ohhh no I pigged out today, went over by a few hundred calories, what am I gonna do?!?! Help me!!!
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    do whatever it is that I do on this website
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
    Confusing "loose" and "lose".
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    I binged. Now what?
  • harperjs
    harperjs Posts: 30 Member
    Confusing "loose" and "lose".
    YES!

    Whine about not liking vegetables and fruit.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Say you're a Beachbody coach
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    here are 5 off the top of my head...

    - use the word "detox" non-ironically
    - start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
    - cite The China Study as scientific proof
    - claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.

    :bigsmile:

    Duly noted donkey man.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    - claim you are gaining on 800 calories per day

    - anything that has the word "keytones" in it

    - anything with the word "cleanse" or "detox" in it

    - anything claiming DVD cardio/circuit workouts to be "strength training"

    - females "bulking" on 1200 or less calories per day because they are lifting more than their purse weighs

    - "I'm pretty sure I'm gaining muscle"

    - OMG I weighed myself after eating a bunch of food and **** all day and I weigh more than I did this morning...

    - Sugar is the devil

    - Fat is the devil

    - most recently, protein is the devil...I guess we're just all ****ed in the *kitten* then...

    - I'm poor and can't even afford dried beans

    - I'm an adult and don't like veg or fruit or anything that's not fast food but I want to be healthy...HALP!

    - I thought this place was for "support"

    - I need to lose 40 Lbs by my upcoming vacation in two weeks...

    - Jumpstarting the metabolism

    - Jumpstarting weight-loss

    - Jumpstarting anything but your car

    - Tablespoons of coconut oil in your coffee is magic

    - Lemon in your water is some kind of magical weight loss tonic

    - I just can't possibly eat more than 500 calories per day even though I'm a big fat mother ****er....

    - I'm doing everything right....except I don't log and don't use measuring cups or a food scale...and I only have like 2 sodas per day as a "treat"...but I'm pretty sure I'm only eating like 100 calories per day and not losing

    - exercise calories???? and no, I didn't bother reading all of the stickies and what not before diving in head first here. I have no idea how to use this tool and now I'm going to complain about it.

    I could go on but my dinner is almost ready....
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    Saying "I still eat all the junk food I want, just in moderation"... on that note please don't look at my food diary today lol
    +1

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