Quickest ways to lose all credibility on MFP
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100½ % of the time, you guys always come crawling back.0/10 wood not read again
You cannot resist the Brainy.0 -
Claiming that paleo in any way resembles how early humans ate.0
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Ask a public forum of non-medical professionals...Should I go to the emergency room/see a Dr about (fill in blank)? Then after most everyone tells you to go see a Dr, decide to try castor oil, fasting, soak in cow manure, etc. first.0
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Boast about starving yourself.
Ooooooh, this is one of my pet peeves >.<0 -
Talk about your amazing success on a fad diet without providing any pictures or follow up data of any kind. Then get butthurt when people point out you sell the product. Have one of your clients rush in to white knight.0
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I want to lose 100 pounds in 6 weeks? Because I'm going to the beach for a vacation that I planed 6 months ago. :laugh:0
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0/10 wood not read again
Off to figure out where I can get some.0 -
My diet is better than yours.0
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and 5' 6 3/4"
Hahaha! I am actually 5'6 3/4 and I just say I am 5'7" 'cause it is easier ;-)0 -
Yer so mean.
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China study says so.0 -
Saying you've really been trying doing everything you should, eating right and exercising everyday and it's not working when you've been doing this for 3 weeks and you eat 1200cal...bonus points for arguing with the peeps who respond and try to help0
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100½ % of the time, you guys always come crawling back.
You cannot resist the Brainy.
Those are some massive Schweddy Balls you have there0 -
AHAHAHAI want to lose 100 pounds in 6 weeks? Because I'm going to the beach for a vacation that I planed 6 months ago. :laugh:0 -
here are 5 off the top of my head...
- use the word "detox" non-ironically
- start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
- post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
- cite The China Study as scientific proof
- claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.
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I can't agree with any of these except for the last one. Blue Bell's the reason why ice cream exists!0 -
Off to figure out where I can get some.
I'm still looking for some shweddy balls too.
No luck:sad:0 -
"I'm a female that weighs 105 lbs, standing at 5'6", and I eat nothing but donuts and pizza all day long. I hate running and lifting... and just exercise in general, so I just sit on my *kitten* everyday! I've been at this for a week and not 1 pound has come off! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME MFP?!"
*ignores everything that the community from MFP says*
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-Dr. Oz
-Anything raspberry
-Use the term 'phenyl / phen '
-Ask the forums for permission to drink diet soda
SOOOO tired of Dr OZ diets. WOW0 -
All I found was a limited edition article from 2011. :brokenheart:0 -
Saying "I still eat all the junk food I want, just in moderation"... on that note please don't look at my food diary today lol0
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Ohhh no I pigged out today, went over by a few hundred calories, what am I gonna do?!?! Help me!!!0
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do whatever it is that I do on this website0
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Confusing "loose" and "lose".0
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I binged. Now what?0
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YES!Confusing "loose" and "lose".
Whine about not liking vegetables and fruit.0 -
Say you're a Beachbody coach0
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here are 5 off the top of my head...
- use the word "detox" non-ironically
- start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
- post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
- cite The China Study as scientific proof
- claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.
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Duly noted donkey man.0 -
- claim you are gaining on 800 calories per day
- anything that has the word "keytones" in it
- anything with the word "cleanse" or "detox" in it
- anything claiming DVD cardio/circuit workouts to be "strength training"
- females "bulking" on 1200 or less calories per day because they are lifting more than their purse weighs
- "I'm pretty sure I'm gaining muscle"
- OMG I weighed myself after eating a bunch of food and **** all day and I weigh more than I did this morning...
- Sugar is the devil
- Fat is the devil
- most recently, protein is the devil...I guess we're just all ****ed in the *kitten* then...
- I'm poor and can't even afford dried beans
- I'm an adult and don't like veg or fruit or anything that's not fast food but I want to be healthy...HALP!
- I thought this place was for "support"
- I need to lose 40 Lbs by my upcoming vacation in two weeks...
- Jumpstarting the metabolism
- Jumpstarting weight-loss
- Jumpstarting anything but your car
- Tablespoons of coconut oil in your coffee is magic
- Lemon in your water is some kind of magical weight loss tonic
- I just can't possibly eat more than 500 calories per day even though I'm a big fat mother ****er....
- I'm doing everything right....except I don't log and don't use measuring cups or a food scale...and I only have like 2 sodas per day as a "treat"...but I'm pretty sure I'm only eating like 100 calories per day and not losing
- exercise calories???? and no, I didn't bother reading all of the stickies and what not before diving in head first here. I have no idea how to use this tool and now I'm going to complain about it.
I could go on but my dinner is almost ready....0 -
+1Saying "I still eat all the junk food I want, just in moderation"... on that note please don't look at my food diary today lol0
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