Quickest ways to lose all credibility on MFP

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  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    I don't even think that's really you in your profile picture. How am I supposed to take a donkey seriously? Now where's that cauliflower pizza dough recipe? I need it before I quit, you guys are sooooooooooooooooooooo mean! :grumble:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    Say, "Good night" :laugh:

    Baahahaha!!! Yusss!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Say you're going to cut way down on forum time.



    Post 10 new joke threads.

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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Start a thread to meet new friends, but they must ALL be female and ages 19-30, and blonde.

    and 5' 6 3/4"
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
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    Whats with the Ben & Jerry's hate?

    You guys ARE mean!!!
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    Sugar is addictive. :laugh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Acting superior about following a particular type of diet.
  • GlitterrMagpie
    GlitterrMagpie Posts: 302 Member
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    Show lots of cleavage in your profile photo.

    Oh....erm...never mind
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    0/10 wood not read again

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  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Blue Bell? Pfft, Blue BUNNY.

    Pfft - Central Dairy :love:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Say you're going to cut way down on forum time.



    Post 10 new joke threads.

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    0/10 wood not read again

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    100½ % of the time, you guys always come crawling back.
    You cannot resist the Brainy.
  • JaniePapageorgio
    JaniePapageorgio Posts: 142 Member
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    Claiming that paleo in any way resembles how early humans ate.
  • Nicholec2003
    Nicholec2003 Posts: 158 Member
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    Ask a public forum of non-medical professionals...Should I go to the emergency room/see a Dr about (fill in blank)? Then after most everyone tells you to go see a Dr, decide to try castor oil, fasting, soak in cow manure, etc. first.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Say you're going to cut way down on forum time.



    Post 10 new joke threads.

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  • michellewong699
    michellewong699 Posts: 98 Member
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    Boast about starving yourself.

    Ooooooh, this is one of my pet peeves >.<
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    Talk about your amazing success on a fad diet without providing any pictures or follow up data of any kind. Then get butthurt when people point out you sell the product. Have one of your clients rush in to white knight.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    I want to lose 100 pounds in 6 weeks? Because I'm going to the beach for a vacation that I planed 6 months ago. :laugh:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    0/10 wood not read again

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    Off to figure out where I can get some.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    My diet is better than yours.

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