Quickest ways to lose all credibility on MFP

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    here are 5 off the top of my head...

    - use the word "detox" non-ironically
    - start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
    - cite The China Study as scientific proof
    - claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.

    :bigsmile:

    Please cite your sources....coz you are wrong.....and mean...

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  • Linnaea27
    Linnaea27 Posts: 639 Member
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    Bananas make you have belly fat!

    :tongue:

    Uh-huh, haven't we all seen those stupid "Avoid these 3 foods to lose weight" ads with a nasty brown banana and an unflatteringly portrayed belly in them? :laugh: I feel sorry for people who actually believe that!!!

    And, keep insisting that you have to exercise X amount and you get to eat X amount of calories. . . leaving you with 200 net calories eaten for the day. :noway: !!!!!????? WTF???
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Disagreeing with squats being the ultimate exercise
    Thinking any diet pill will be an effective method in weight loss
    Claiming that anything other than counting calories is a sufficient way to lose weight
    That you can put on muscle in a deficit
    (All the stated above came straight out of my MFP cult followers 101 handbook)
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
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    Those who do this on DAILY BASIS: COMPLAINING about
    1) I hate to exercise, but I want to loose weight
    2) weight under 150-140lbs yet screaming they are too fat
    3) Female should not do weight
    4) EVERYDAY is the bad day
    5) A guy account but only add female friends

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    Some people are too fat at 150-140 pounds.
  • Linnaea27
    Linnaea27 Posts: 639 Member
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    Another few for me are:. . . .
    -"one pound of fat weighs more than one pound of muscle" or anything about gaining muscles while cutting/instead of losing fat I'm gaining muscle
    -I just ate and then weighed myself, why did I gain x pounds?

    HAHAHA!! Awesome examples!
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    The quickest way to lose all credibility is to state that McFlurries are better than Blizzards.
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
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    Those who do this on DAILY BASIS: COMPLAINING about
    1) I hate to exercise, but I want to loose weight
    2) weight under 150-140lbs yet screaming they are too fat
    3) Female should not do weight
    4) EVERYDAY is the bad day
    5) A guy account but only add female friends

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    Some people are too fat at 150-140 pounds.

    I'm under 150 but still considered overweight...

    Another is anyone who thinks calories are irrelevant to weight lose.
  • Kati3Mari3
    Kati3Mari3 Posts: 22 Member
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    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically

    Il be here a week on Wed, but why is this so bad!!!??? Im a noobie so sorry... I actually just started cooking....like at all... and have been using cauliflower a lot playing around with it, and would non ironically love new ideas.
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
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    Claiming that your SO or parents are sabotaging you by eating cookies and ice cream in front of you.
  • what_lola_wants
    what_lola_wants Posts: 129 Member
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    Those who do this on DAILY BASIS: COMPLAINING about
    1) I hate to exercise, but I want to loose weight
    2) weight under 150-140lbs yet screaming they are too fat
    3) Female should not do weight
    4) EVERYDAY is the bad day
    5) A guy account but only add female friends

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    Some people are too fat at 150-140 pounds.

    I'm under 150 but still considered overweight...

    Another is anyone who thinks calories are irrelevant to weight lose.

    You could be overweight, but you are not TOO fat. And let me explain myself. For those at such weight, they are screaming out loud that they are TOO FATTT. I mean, it is not necessary to do it on DAILY BASIS lol

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  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
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    Those who do this on DAILY BASIS: COMPLAINING about
    1) I hate to exercise, but I want to loose weight
    2) weight under 150-140lbs yet screaming they are too fat
    3) Female should not do weight
    4) EVERYDAY is the bad day
    5) A guy account but only add female friends

    196157.gif

    Some people are too fat at 150-140 pounds.

    I'm under 150 but still considered overweight...

    Another is anyone who thinks calories are irrelevant to weight lose.

    You could be overweight, but you are not TOO fat. And let me explain myself. For those at such weight, they are screaming out loud that they are TOO FATTT. I mean, it is not necessary to do it on DAILY BASIS lol

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    Not necessary for anyone to do it on a daily basis. I weigh 145 right now, but I am too fat for my height. When I have a double chin and back fat, I am too fat.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Claiming that your SO or parents are sabotaging you by eating cookies and ice cream in front of you.

    My husband sabotages me by eating my cookies after they've already been weighed and logged. You can't just eat half the damn cookie and a bit or two of ice cream, you know? Just eat the whole thing so I can start over, please! Don't just screw up my dam calories by eating a portion.

    Grr.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    Whats with the Ben & Jerry's hate?

    You guys ARE mean!!!

    +1

    Seriously. Half Baked? Phish Food? Chubby Hubby?

    Your argument is invalid.

    Plus Dr Ketones and the Raspberry Oz Tea. Loose 20# in 2 days, no exercise required. Only $99.97. Limited edition.
  • ALNoog
    ALNoog Posts: 413 Member
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    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically

    Il be here a week on Wed, but why is this so bad!!!??? Im a noobie so sorry... I actually just started cooking....like at all... and have been using cauliflower a lot playing around with it, and would non ironically love new ideas.


    I actually love cauliflower and doing all kinds of creative things with it... So I'm not sure either
  • what_lola_wants
    what_lola_wants Posts: 129 Member
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    Different body types and body comp is different. I'm 5'3" and a touch under 140 (139 in that picture) and I'm not fat (or too fat) but someone else my height and weight may feel that they are too fat.

    We're all different and special, or so I hear.

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    lol
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    Those who do this on DAILY BASIS: COMPLAINING about
    1) I hate to exercise, but I want to loose weight
    2) weight under 150-140lbs yet screaming they are too fat
    3) Female should not do weight
    4) EVERYDAY is the bad day
    5) A guy account but only add female friends

    196157.gif

    Some people are too fat at 150-140 pounds.

    I'm under 150 but still considered overweight...

    Another is anyone who thinks calories are irrelevant to weight lose.

    You could be overweight, but you are not TOO fat. And let me explain myself. For those at such weight, they are screaming out loud that they are TOO FATTT. I mean, it is not necessary to do it on DAILY BASIS lol

    deal_with_it.gif

    Different body types and body comp is different. I'm 5'3" and a touch under 140 (139 in that picture) and I'm not fat (or too fat) but someone else my height and weight may feel that they are too fat.

    We're all different and special, or so I hear.
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
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    Claiming that your SO or parents are sabotaging you by eating cookies and ice cream in front of you.

    My husband sabotages me by eating my cookies after they've already been weighed and logged. You can't just eat half the damn cookie and a bit or two of ice cream, you know? Just eat the whole thing so I can start over, please! Don't just screw up my dam calories by eating a portion.

    Grr.

    Now THAT is sabotage!
  • what_lola_wants
    what_lola_wants Posts: 129 Member
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    Claiming that your SO or parents are sabotaging you by eating cookies and ice cream in front of you.

    My husband sabotages me by eating my cookies after they've already been weighed and logged. You can't just eat half the damn cookie and a bit or two of ice cream, you know? Just eat the whole thing so I can start over, please! Don't just screw up my dam calories by eating a portion.

    Grr.

    Now THAT is sabotage!

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  • judyde
    judyde Posts: 401 Member
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    Whats with the Ben & Jerry's hate?

    You guys ARE mean!!!

    And what's with the cauliflower hate? That *kitten* is yummy!!!
  • ALNoog
    ALNoog Posts: 413 Member
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    Ok... So I know this doesn't go here BUT this is the only thing I can read.... I accidentally changed everything to Dutch and I can't read Dutch so I can't find how to change it back!!


    Could someone please help me?

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