Quickest ways to lose all credibility on MFP

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  • jrue1985
    jrue1985 Posts: 191 Member
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    Start a thread to meet new friends, but they must ALL be female and ages 19-30, and blonde.

    and 5' 6 3/4"


    Hahaha! I am actually 5'6 3/4 and I just say I am 5'7" 'cause it is easier ;-)
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
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    Yer so mean.


    :flowerforyou:


    China study says so.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    Saying you've really been trying doing everything you should, eating right and exercising everyday and it's not working when you've been doing this for 3 weeks and you eat 1200cal...bonus points for arguing with the peeps who respond and try to help
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
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    0/10 wood not read again

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    100½ % of the time, you guys always come crawling back.
    You cannot resist the Brainy.

    Those are some massive Schweddy Balls you have there
  • JaniePapageorgio
    JaniePapageorgio Posts: 142 Member
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    I want to lose 100 pounds in 6 weeks? Because I'm going to the beach for a vacation that I planed 6 months ago. :laugh:
    AHAHAHA
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    here are 5 off the top of my head...

    - use the word "detox" non-ironically
    - start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
    - cite The China Study as scientific proof
    - claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.

    :bigsmile:

    I can't agree with any of these except for the last one. Blue Bell's the reason why ice cream exists!
  • Blue801
    Blue801 Posts: 442
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    Off to figure out where I can get some.

    I'm still looking for some shweddy balls too.

    No luck:sad:
  • Lifelink
    Lifelink Posts: 193 Member
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    "I'm a female that weighs 105 lbs, standing at 5'6", and I eat nothing but donuts and pizza all day long. I hate running and lifting... and just exercise in general, so I just sit on my *kitten* everyday! I've been at this for a week and not 1 pound has come off! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME MFP?!"

    *ignores everything that the community from MFP says*

    k
  • bobbiejof33
    bobbiejof33 Posts: 55
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    -Dr. Oz
    -Anything raspberry
    -Use the term 'phenyl / phen '
    -Ask the forums for permission to drink diet soda

    SOOOO tired of Dr OZ diets. WOW
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Off to figure out where I can get some.

    I'm still looking for some shweddy balls too.

    No luck:sad:

    All I found was a limited edition article from 2011. :brokenheart:
  • J3nnyBeanz
    J3nnyBeanz Posts: 134 Member
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    Saying "I still eat all the junk food I want, just in moderation"... on that note please don't look at my food diary today lol
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    Ohhh no I pigged out today, went over by a few hundred calories, what am I gonna do?!?! Help me!!!
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    do whatever it is that I do on this website
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
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    Confusing "loose" and "lose".
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    I binged. Now what?
  • harperjs
    harperjs Posts: 30 Member
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    Confusing "loose" and "lose".
    YES!

    Whine about not liking vegetables and fruit.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Say you're a Beachbody coach
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
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    here are 5 off the top of my head...

    - use the word "detox" non-ironically
    - start an "OMG everyone here is so mean and rude" thread
    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically
    - cite The China Study as scientific proof
    - claim that Ben & Jerry's is better ice cream than Blue Bell.

    :bigsmile:

    Duly noted donkey man.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    - claim you are gaining on 800 calories per day

    - anything that has the word "keytones" in it

    - anything with the word "cleanse" or "detox" in it

    - anything claiming DVD cardio/circuit workouts to be "strength training"

    - females "bulking" on 1200 or less calories per day because they are lifting more than their purse weighs

    - "I'm pretty sure I'm gaining muscle"

    - OMG I weighed myself after eating a bunch of food and **** all day and I weigh more than I did this morning...

    - Sugar is the devil

    - Fat is the devil

    - most recently, protein is the devil...I guess we're just all ****ed in the *kitten* then...

    - I'm poor and can't even afford dried beans

    - I'm an adult and don't like veg or fruit or anything that's not fast food but I want to be healthy...HALP!

    - I thought this place was for "support"

    - I need to lose 40 Lbs by my upcoming vacation in two weeks...

    - Jumpstarting the metabolism

    - Jumpstarting weight-loss

    - Jumpstarting anything but your car

    - Tablespoons of coconut oil in your coffee is magic

    - Lemon in your water is some kind of magical weight loss tonic

    - I just can't possibly eat more than 500 calories per day even though I'm a big fat mother ****er....

    - I'm doing everything right....except I don't log and don't use measuring cups or a food scale...and I only have like 2 sodas per day as a "treat"...but I'm pretty sure I'm only eating like 100 calories per day and not losing

    - exercise calories???? and no, I didn't bother reading all of the stickies and what not before diving in head first here. I have no idea how to use this tool and now I'm going to complain about it.

    I could go on but my dinner is almost ready....
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    Saying "I still eat all the junk food I want, just in moderation"... on that note please don't look at my food diary today lol
    +1

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