Quickest ways to lose all credibility on MFP

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  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    Those who do this on DAILY BASIS: COMPLAINING about
    1) I hate to exercise, but I want to loose weight
    2) weight under 150-140lbs yet screaming they are too fat
    3) Female should not do weight
    4) EVERYDAY is the bad day
    5) A guy account but only add female friends

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    Some people are too fat at 150-140 pounds.

    I'm under 150 but still considered overweight...

    Another is anyone who thinks calories are irrelevant to weight lose.

    You could be overweight, but you are not TOO fat. And let me explain myself. For those at such weight, they are screaming out loud that they are TOO FATTT. I mean, it is not necessary to do it on DAILY BASIS lol

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    Not necessary for anyone to do it on a daily basis. I weigh 145 right now, but I am too fat for my height. When I have a double chin and back fat, I am too fat.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Claiming that your SO or parents are sabotaging you by eating cookies and ice cream in front of you.

    My husband sabotages me by eating my cookies after they've already been weighed and logged. You can't just eat half the damn cookie and a bit or two of ice cream, you know? Just eat the whole thing so I can start over, please! Don't just screw up my dam calories by eating a portion.

    Grr.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Whats with the Ben & Jerry's hate?

    You guys ARE mean!!!

    +1

    Seriously. Half Baked? Phish Food? Chubby Hubby?

    Your argument is invalid.

    Plus Dr Ketones and the Raspberry Oz Tea. Loose 20# in 2 days, no exercise required. Only $99.97. Limited edition.
  • ALNoog
    ALNoog Posts: 413 Member
    - post a cauliflower-replacement recipe non-ironically

    Il be here a week on Wed, but why is this so bad!!!??? Im a noobie so sorry... I actually just started cooking....like at all... and have been using cauliflower a lot playing around with it, and would non ironically love new ideas.


    I actually love cauliflower and doing all kinds of creative things with it... So I'm not sure either
  • what_lola_wants
    what_lola_wants Posts: 129 Member
    Different body types and body comp is different. I'm 5'3" and a touch under 140 (139 in that picture) and I'm not fat (or too fat) but someone else my height and weight may feel that they are too fat.

    We're all different and special, or so I hear.

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    lol
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Those who do this on DAILY BASIS: COMPLAINING about
    1) I hate to exercise, but I want to loose weight
    2) weight under 150-140lbs yet screaming they are too fat
    3) Female should not do weight
    4) EVERYDAY is the bad day
    5) A guy account but only add female friends

    196157.gif

    Some people are too fat at 150-140 pounds.

    I'm under 150 but still considered overweight...

    Another is anyone who thinks calories are irrelevant to weight lose.

    You could be overweight, but you are not TOO fat. And let me explain myself. For those at such weight, they are screaming out loud that they are TOO FATTT. I mean, it is not necessary to do it on DAILY BASIS lol

    deal_with_it.gif

    Different body types and body comp is different. I'm 5'3" and a touch under 140 (139 in that picture) and I'm not fat (or too fat) but someone else my height and weight may feel that they are too fat.

    We're all different and special, or so I hear.
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    Claiming that your SO or parents are sabotaging you by eating cookies and ice cream in front of you.

    My husband sabotages me by eating my cookies after they've already been weighed and logged. You can't just eat half the damn cookie and a bit or two of ice cream, you know? Just eat the whole thing so I can start over, please! Don't just screw up my dam calories by eating a portion.

    Grr.

    Now THAT is sabotage!
  • what_lola_wants
    what_lola_wants Posts: 129 Member
    Claiming that your SO or parents are sabotaging you by eating cookies and ice cream in front of you.

    My husband sabotages me by eating my cookies after they've already been weighed and logged. You can't just eat half the damn cookie and a bit or two of ice cream, you know? Just eat the whole thing so I can start over, please! Don't just screw up my dam calories by eating a portion.

    Grr.

    Now THAT is sabotage!

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  • judyde
    judyde Posts: 401 Member
    Whats with the Ben & Jerry's hate?

    You guys ARE mean!!!

    And what's with the cauliflower hate? That *kitten* is yummy!!!
  • ALNoog
    ALNoog Posts: 413 Member
    Ok... So I know this doesn't go here BUT this is the only thing I can read.... I accidentally changed everything to Dutch and I can't read Dutch so I can't find how to change it back!!


    Could someone please help me?
  • Bump for fun reading later:)
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Ok... So I know this doesn't go here BUT this is the only thing I can read.... I accidentally changed everything to Dutch and I can't read Dutch so I can't find how to change it back!!


    Could someone please help me?

    Or maybe it's English and we are all speaking Dutch.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    I not losing weight but I eat 1200 a day. By the time you get to where you can eat 1200 cals with mfp, hopefully u can set your lifestyle to active. Isn't that the point? Being more active?
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Talk about how you cured your cancer by cutting out all that poisonous gluten from your diet.
  • ALNoog
    ALNoog Posts: 413 Member
    Ok... So I know this doesn't go here BUT this is the only thing I can read.... I accidentally changed everything to Dutch and I can't read Dutch so I can't find how to change it back!!


    Could someone please help me?

    Or maybe it's English and we are all speaking Dutch.

    Lol could be.... The things people posted were all English but everything else was Dutch. I found where to change it back though :)
  • SpamLamb
    SpamLamb Posts: 36 Member
    Hierarchy of icecreams:
    1. Braums
    2. Bluebell
    3. Not worth eating

    Wow. You aren't a Texan at ALL, are you???

    :happy:
  • the people who say- "a pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat"


    no... a pound is a pound.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Hierarchy of icecreams:
    1. Braums
    2. Bluebell
    3. Not worth eating

    Wow. You aren't a Texan at ALL, are you???

    :happy:

    I wouldn't think so. :tongue:
  • When people deactivate without telling anyone…. then come back…. then do it again.

    When people constantly ask you for KIK even after you've told them no.

    When people post threads for the wrong kind of attention.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Trying to look up the skirt of the woman above you
  • RhineDHP
    RhineDHP Posts: 1,025 Member
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  • TrevNiel22
    TrevNiel22 Posts: 182
    Telling people you're deactivating and not following through

    true.
  • aarondnguyen
    aarondnguyen Posts: 270 Member
    > claim to be a bodybuilder
    > doesn't train legs
    > tries to tell me the food I'm eating is bad for me (burgers, pizza, chocolate, etc)
    > drinks protein shake in 30-minute window post-workout or says bye to "gains"
    > post squatting video but doesn't even go down to parallel let alone ATG
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    the people who say- "a pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat"


    no... a pound is a pound.

    That would be dumb. Fortunately I've never seen anyone say this.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Post a you tube video of you squatting in a bath robe
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Whats with the Ben & Jerry's hate?

    You guys ARE mean!!!

    And what's with the cauliflower hate? That *kitten* is yummy!!!

    It isn't that cauliflower isn't good (although I imagine some don't like it at all) but it is cauliflower. It's not mashed potatoes (and doesn't taste like them), and it's not bread, or pizza crust, or pasta, or anything else other than cauliflower.
  • owenmhartley
    owenmhartley Posts: 220 Member
    the people who say- "a pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat"


    no... a pound is a pound.

    Does a pound of bricks not weigh more than a pound of feathers haha
  • AnnaZimm70
    AnnaZimm70 Posts: 218 Member
    Damn, my credibility is shot ... I love Ben & Jerry's! :smile: :smile:
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Spot reduction and claiming a certain exercise can "tone"
  • smc864
    smc864 Posts: 570 Member
    1. All calories are not created equal
    2. Juice fasts
    3. Gluten hysteria
    4. Starvation mode
    5. Lifting weights will make me bulky
    6. "toning"
    7. Carb shaming
    8. Extremely redundant threads... there is a search option after all.


    ETA: Everyone knows that Blue Bell is the king of all ice creams. Not sure if being from Texas makes me biased.