A few things no one would guess by your appearance

primal_cupcakes · March 2014

That I have a tattoo that says "let's *kitten*" scrawled on the inside of my lower lip.

anissa333 · March 2014

That I am a grandma!!!

JONZ64 · March 2014

I played Bass in a punk Band

I can read & write in Korean

georgieb23 · March 2014

I can reach 46cm past my toes

I was told by my surgeon that I'd never run again 2 years ago. I proved him wrong!!

eddiesmith1 · March 2014

That I am childfree by choice and generally not a fan of spending time with children (especially babies).

No I don't hate them. But there's nothing about me that would suggest that I am hardcore, militant-serious about NEVER becoming a parent ever, never would have dated a parent, and so on...

Same thing with me being agnostic.

I still get don't you miss having children (I'm 53) the answer is still no after 30+ years of answering it (or earlier the you'll change your mind wait and see comment)
And the same for atheism (though not so much from my group of friends where believing in a religion would set you apart)

I don't hate kids either (and have babysat for friends on occasion) I just don't really want them in my life (once they hit 20 or so then i can handle them for longer periods of time)

JoelleAnn78 · March 2014

That I used to weigh 399#

Even when I show people pictures they don't believe it.

ETA: And, I love lima beans

eddiesmith1 · March 2014

I played Bass in a punk Band

So did I but I made Sid look like jaco pastorius (which Glen Matlock finds very funny for some reason lol - we had a discussion one night) so i wisely moved on to other artistic pursuits

JONZ64 · March 2014

My breastage is a solid 20lbs, every time I go to the doc he tries to convince me to get a reduction. I've had to get breast tissue removed from my armpit a few yrs bk because I guess it migrated over. This happened when before I started putting on weight. Has anyone here had a ultrasound somewhere besides there stomach? tickles like heck man

Yes on my "jewels" I don't remember it tickling BUT I do remember it was a female technician and I kept thinking PLEASE NOT NOW! oh and about baseball

darkguardian419 · March 2014

It surprises people that I weigh 270lbs. Apparently I look like I weigh 225, and when I weigh 225 I look like I weigh 180. Gotta love muscle density.

EmbraceTheDarkSide · March 2014

That I am a complete goofball

Especially at work because I am usually well dressed, have my "pokerface" on pretty straight, and am articulate.

gmoneycole · March 2014

I'm really not a sauce, I'm a human being!

EmbraceTheDarkSide · March 2014

I'm a Chicago Cubs fan as well. Seriously.

you dont look like a masochist

seltzermint555 · March 2014

Most people don't believe I'm 24, they think I'm 14...I got IDed in the mall before because I got a few feet from my fiance. We were looking at one of those jewlery counters(sometimes they have cool stuff to look at) and he was on one side and I was on the other. The mall cop came up and told me people under 18 had to be with a adult and if I wasn't I needed to leave the building. I started laughing my *kitten* off. He asked me what was so funny I told him I was 22 and was there with my fiance. He demanded my ID then felt like a idiot when I gave it to him. At which point my 28 (at the time) year old fiance came around to the otherside. The guy handed me back my ID and walked away without a word lol

I always felt that I looked my age or near it...however when I first moved out into my own place away from my parents during college, I had issues sometimes with neighbors or solicitors refusing to believe it was MY home and not my parents', grandparents', etc. So funny. I remember one situation in particular when I had been on my own for a couple of years and was probably 21-22 and a repairman came from the cable company (I'd called for assistance with my service) and asked if my mom or dad was home. Pretty great moment.