Best pick up line ever.....

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  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
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    1. Nice legs what time to they open?

    2. Is your name Google, cause you have everything I am searching for.

    3.I'm easy, are you?
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
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    My face is leaving in fifteen minuets, be on it.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    I have bacon. :bigsmile:
  • XmanMike
    XmanMike Posts: 183 Member
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    This was totally horrible but on a dare from my buddy, I used it and it worked. We were at a bar shooting pool and our waitress was hot. About 5' 8", dark hair, athletic body, pretty smile.

    Her: Hey, why are you so quiet?

    Me: I'm still thinking about my girlfriend.

    Her: Did you guys break up?

    Me: No. Last week she was trying to save our place from being torn down and she got hit with a wrecking ball. She died instantly.

    Her: What?! Seriously? I'm sorry, next drink is on me.

    The things we say and do when we're young...
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
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    You'll do
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
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    Hey girl, did you sit on the F5 key, cause that *kitten* is refreshing!
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Can I lick your Eye Ball?

    ... not the best, but one of the oddest!

    I have been asked this by 2 different women in 2 different states. Apparently it's a thing!
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
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    Had a guy come up to me at abar (of all places), grab my breast with his eyes closed and said "oh I'm so sorry, I thought your name tag was in brail."

    I hope he left that conversation with a broken wrist and a couple of teeth missing. :noway:

    I knew someone who did this to a good friend of mine at a bar.. She walked around sporting a broken wrist for 3 months.. He went to the hospital with a shattered jaw and a fractured clavicle. xD
  • theoncomingstorm6464
    theoncomingstorm6464 Posts: 116 Member
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    Did you hear about Pluto? That's messed up.
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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    Dying to put a funny one I heard a few nights ago from a guest... but It'd probably get me banned LOL

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