Water Diet - Please help

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    no reason to take such an extreme approach.

    why not spend your time in the tub and have family members hand you the food.

    this seems much more sustainable in the long term to me.

    Relying on others is why most of us are here in the first place. Especially family. :huh:
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
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    no reason to take such an extreme approach.

    why not spend your time in the tub and have family members hand you the food.

    this seems much more sustainable in the long term to me.

    Relying on others is why most of us are here in the first place. Especially family. :huh:

    This^
    Also sounds like a recipe for sabotage to me.
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
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    A butler?
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Maybe you need one these diet aids to help you. :wink:

    FloatSpaBar-food.jpg

    Next to the swim-up bar, which was the greatest invention of all time, this is coming in 2nd!.

    I don't know, put a small motor and a remote control on it and I think it beats out the swim up bar, it'll come to you.

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: +7 I am basking in your ingenuity :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    A butler?

    I don't appreciate your snark!!!!
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
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    A butler?

    No, a pool boy.

    poolboy.jpg
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    A butler?

    No, a pool boy.

    poolboy.jpg

    All of the responses I can think of to that are NSFW.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    I really think you need to stick with the original plan of people floating food to you. I mean just think about it. You are going to be hungry. It would be too tough on your body to swim to the side of the pool, when you are hungry. That is too much exertion. You could hurt yourself.