No Shower

skullshank

thanks for addressing my sincere questions, OP :drinker:

i wish you and your dirty bf all the best:flowerforyou:

ericzanetti

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cuinboston2014

Too late....you have been with him for 4 yrs already!!
Can't complain now!
His stench is all up in you!!

That is a disturbing thing to say! Read my reply above, we have a child together and I didn't catch on until after our child was born. Can't just up and leave.

9 months and you didn't catch on?

Not sure why it's so hard to understand for some. I was pregnant and working full time, I wasn't always around to watch his every move.

When I was pregnant and working full time, I was still around my home for several hours a day and slept in the same bed as my husband, and my nose worked.

This thread is intriguing. Especially the above bit. Don't most women also have a heightened sense of smell during pregnancy? I honestly don't remember if I did, but trying to get pregnant again I, every month like I have OCD, check pregnancy "symptoms"a nd see if i have any and smell is always one.

I could not tolerate my husband not showering. Not at all.

calibriintx

Darn. OP, I know you said he's not depressed but I would still urge him to talk to a doc. If this isn't a cultural thing and it's not a "going green" thing then it boils down to self neglect. You claim that he doesn't reek but you said he doesn't wear deoderant and that other people have complained about it. Sounds like maybe you've just gotten used to it. And the only way this dude doesn't reek is if he's mastered the wh*re's bath on a really impressive level and is doing it multiple times a day, which would have to take more time than an actual shower.

moosegt35

Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?

I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.

Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.

Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd

No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.

fitfurlife2012

Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?

I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.

Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.

Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd

No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.

Wow, and you are ignorant. It's not me who does not shower rarely. Can't believe all the nasty comments directed towards me when all I wanted was advice. Guess I should have known better! Sorry I'm not shallow enough to kick the father of my daughter out, because he is having issues taking a shower regularly.

moosegt35

Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?

I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.

Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.

Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd

No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.

Wow, and you are ignorant. It's not me who does not shower rarely. Can't believe all the nasty comments directed towards me when all I wanted was advice. Guess I should have known better! Sorry I'm not shallow enough to kick the father of my daughter out, because he is having issues taking a shower regularly.

ROFL

fitfurlife2012

thanks for addressing my sincere questions, OP :drinker:

i wish you and your dirty bf all the best:flowerforyou:

Sorry I did not get to your questions, I thought most of them were addressed in this thread. I would say more but considering I'm being blasted on here I think that is not such a good idea. Appreciate the help nonetheless.

moosegt35

25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.

fitfurlife2012

25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.

That would be because I wanted to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why would I waste my time on something that is not real? Anyway, not going to waste anymore time on here, as it is pointless.

moosegt35

25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.

That would be because I wanted to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why would I waste my time on something that is not real? Anyway, not going to waste anymore time on here, as it is pointless.

Watch the door, it's bad about hitting people in the @$$ on the way out.

EmbraceTheDarkSide

I can't go a day without showering. I feel cold and gross... I can't imagine people who can go days let alone weeks without a shower.

rfw24

If this is not a joke, then you need to break up with him. That is down right disgusting. Don't you think you could find someone that is going to care about you and himself more than this guy????

BlueBombers

Oh man, that is just wrong. I can't go a day without showering. I'd dump his azz.

Edit:

Garden hose.

moosegt35

Oh man, that is just wrong. I can't go a day without showering. I'd dump his azz.

Edit:

Garden hose.

If this was real at all, it would be wrong.

Pirate_chick

No way in hell.

Derpes

pobalita

Febreze his azz

AsaThorsWoman

One time this girl came to my house and she was soooo stinky that I lit like 5 incense cones and put them in a glass ash tray.

We were sitting there on the couches with a bunch of people all mellow and **** when the ash tray exploded and got glass chards on everyone.

I started screaming that she stank so bad now I have friends and couches with glass in them and my ash tray is broken and I've never in my life met someone who stank so bad five incenses couldn't cover it up.

You could try that.

:flowerforyou:

bd0027

My coworker married a guy who maybe showers once a week, doesn't (well, didn't until his manager told him he had to) wear deodorant, and can use the grease in his hair to slick it back as if there is gel in it. They have sex often. How does that even happen? :sick:

QuietBloom

I think I smell a troll...
See what I did there?

*snort*

^and there?

ComradeTovarich

He was just trying to achieve his true ogre form. Like Shrek. Layers, Donkey.

Onderwoman

I really expected this to end with APRIL FOOLS!!! when I came back to it. If this is real, just sit there with a spray bottle and keep spraying him until he takes a shower or your bottle is empty...

moosegt35

I really expected this to end with APRIL FOOLS!!! when I came back to it. If this is real, just sit there with a spray bottle and keep spraying him until he takes a shower or your bottle is empty...

of course this isn;t real, OP has been gone for a while now. Obvious troll thread.

TheRoadDog

I'd hand him a bar of soap and a suitcase and tell him to make a choice.