I need a new husband

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kytte
kytte Posts: 323 Member
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Old one has been buggy since the day I got him. Constantly spits out errors, never works right when I want him to, gets worse with every update...

Specifically tonight he belittled my weight loss efforts in front of his entire family, and no one said a word.

Can I get an upgrade?

(Okay trolls, have fun. I really need the laugh tonight.)
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    IN! Oh wait..
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    Have you considered an upgrade to boytoy 2.0?
  • Karissa_Clohan
    Karissa_Clohan Posts: 126 Member
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    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    maybe some eye candy will help:

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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    Have you considered an upgrade to boytoy 2.0?

    I would consider downgrading to beta to get away from this model.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.

    Equipment is so faulty I gave up that feature two years ago. Where's my f***ing warranty??
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    You don't need a warranty when you can recycle! Just recycle!!!
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    If you need a place to sit, we have a guy for that here
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    You don't need a warranty when you can recycle! Just recycle!!!

    You mean chop him into pieces, rebuild him and give him away? Not only is that very frankenstein, I would never wish this torment on anyone else.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    You don't need a warranty when you can recycle! Just recycle!!!

    You mean chop him into pieces, rebuild him and give him away? Not only is that very frankenstein, I would never wish this torment on anyone else.
    Could just recycle a few.. Bodyparts.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    If you need a place to sit, we have a guy for that here

    He said "as long as i have a face" but his picture had no face. :frown:
  • Karissa_Clohan
    Karissa_Clohan Posts: 126 Member
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    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.

    Equipment is so faulty I gave up that feature two years ago. Where's my f***ing warranty??

    That's where upgrades and extensions come in handy! :D

    In all seriousness though, if the meat ain't getting pounded... I'd be cranky as hell!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    You don't need a warranty when you can recycle! Just recycle!!!

    You mean chop him into pieces, rebuild him and give him away? Not only is that very frankenstein, I would never wish this torment on anyone else.
    Could just recycle a few.. Bodyparts.

    i refuse to be the bride of frankenstein.
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    If you need a place to sit, we have a guy for that here

    He said "as long as i have a face" but his picture had no face. :frown:

    You wont be looking at it anyways so...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    You don't need a warranty when you can recycle! Just recycle!!!

    You mean chop him into pieces, rebuild him and give him away? Not only is that very frankenstein, I would never wish this torment on anyone else.
    Could just recycle a few.. Bodyparts.

    i refuse to be the bride of frankenstein.
    Fairy dust helps. I'll go catch Tinkerbell, shake some dust up for ya!
  • krawhitham
    krawhitham Posts: 831 Member
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    Next time you're all sitting around the dinner table, with him and his family, and he belittles your weight loss, let out a big, loud, juicy fart... then say "I think I just lost 2 lbs with that one!"

    Jokes on him!
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.

    Equipment is so faulty I gave up that feature two years ago. Where's my f***ing warranty??
    I think you can legally return it under the lemon law at this point.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    Next time you're all sitting around the dinner table, with him and his family, and he belittles your weight loss, let out a big, loud, juicy fart... then say "I think I just lost 2 lbs with that one!"

    Jokes on him!

    if it clears the room i suppose problem solved. doesn't help with the upgrade though.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.

    Equipment is so faulty I gave up that feature two years ago. Where's my f***ing warranty??
    I think you can legally return it under the lemon law at this point.

    Good thing I saved my receipt.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.

    Equipment is so faulty I gave up that feature two years ago. Where's my f***ing warranty??

    That's where upgrades and extensions come in handy! :D

    In all seriousness though, if the meat ain't getting pounded... I'd be cranky as hell!

    ...yeeeeeaaaaaaahhh... :grumble:

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