I need a new husband

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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    Also congratulations bodybod for being my first block ever. :drinker:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    FINE! Give me my hat back.

    *stomps away*

    NEVER! It's MY hat now!

    I knew I should have stayed out of this thread. Now I have to go buy a new hat.

    You're in it now. Leave me and I'll take everything.

    If by 'everything', you're including the cats, I'm okay with that. :laugh:

    I won't even leave you a cardboard box to sleep in.
  • piezoeyjune
    piezoeyjune Posts: 186 Member
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    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.


    THIS would be perfect!
    & make him realize how important your wl efforts are to you...
  • Jade0529
    Jade0529 Posts: 213 Member
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    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?
  • FoodFitnessTravel
    FoodFitnessTravel Posts: 294 Member
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    i have a great app. it's called "my virtual boyfriend". you can also get one in Japanese.
    be careful because the American one is a bit high maintenance.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)

    Sadly my office as of now is just a walk-in closet. :sad:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    FINE! Give me my hat back.

    *stomps away*

    NEVER! It's MY hat now!

    I knew I should have stayed out of this thread. Now I have to go buy a new hat.

    You're in it now. Leave me and I'll take everything.

    If by 'everything', you're including the cats, I'm okay with that. :laugh:

    I won't even leave you a cardboard box to sleep in.

    It was getting old and smelly anyway. Wait, that might be me.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?

    Perfection is hard to find. :bigsmile:
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)

    Sadly my office as of now is just a walk-in closet. :sad:

    there are still some good things to be done when up close in a closet :-)
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?

    Perfection is hard to find. :bigsmile:

    I'm with you there :wink:
  • 1911JR
    1911JR Posts: 276
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    Looking at your weight vs lost numbers, unless you are like 3 feet tall and no legs, I only have one question! Is he retarded?

    "wiggles eyebrows"
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)

    Sadly my office as of now is just a walk-in closet. :sad:

    there are still some good things to be done when up close in a closet :-)

    hahaha uhoh!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?

    Perfection is hard to find. :bigsmile:

    I'm with you there :wink:

    Maybe my standards are to high. I think I should drop the 'no ingrown hairs' requirement. :laugh:
  • daveyb989
    daveyb989 Posts: 9 Member
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    for some reason I'm really craving bacon right now!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    Looking at your weight vs lost numbers, unless you are like 3 feet tall and no legs, I only have one question! Is he retarded?

    "wiggles eyebrows"

    Close, I'm 5'2" so nothing to look at, but yes he is still retarded.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    2vhu97q.gif

    i just died
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    Learn from your mistakes and don't get married again!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    Maybe my standards are to high. I think I should drop the 'no ingrown hairs' requirement. :laugh:
    I think that would be the humane thing to do. I mean, I like Led Zeppelin and I'm familiar with the kitchen. What else could you possibly ask for?! :tongue:

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