Geek Humor!

sullus

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't know the joke was in base 3

madhatter2013

gmthisfeller

Why do computer programmers get Christmas day and Halloween mixed up?

Because OCT31 = DEC25

FoxBean

another Tesla

FoxBean

gmthisfeller

I was in my high school psychology class last week and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.

Anyway, then the bell rang, and we all went for lunch.

Mustgetbuff

dlveck

No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

ID10T
(idiot)

They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard.

P.I.C.N.I.C - Problem In Chair Not In Computer

gmthisfeller

A woman phones the police to say that her husband (a computer programmer) went out yesterday to post a letter and hasn't yet come back. She explains that her last words to him were "while you are out, get some bread"...

Ramen237

I was in my high school psychology class last week and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were.

Anyway, then the bell rang, and we all went for lunch.

Prettymisssparkles

^lolololololol

madhatter2013

Ya know, it's never the picture or the caption that gets me going with these. It's the resemblance between the cartoon guy and Nicholas Cage that makes me laugh. I picture him in "Face Off" saying this line.

maab_connor

No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

ID10T
(idiot)

They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard.

P.I.C.N.I.C - Problem In Chair Not In Computer

PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair

gmthisfeller

Q: How do you know you've met an extrovert mathematician?

A: He looks at _your_ feet when he talks to you.

madhatter2013

Prettymisssparkles

gmthisfeller

A masochist said to a sadist: "Beat me. Beat me."

The sadist said ...

"No."

jstout365

No idea how to explain this one because it was a teacher of mine who did this soo.. basically he used to work in IT. He used to get lots of calls to fix many stupid problems that people couldn't do (like rebooting the computer, connecting to a printer, plugging in the mouse, ect). To fix the situation, he started telling his co-workers there was an id-10t error and he is working on fixing the problem.

ID10T
(idiot)

They left him alone once they figured it out! :laugh:

Heard similar called the "H Double-I K" issue (Hell If I Know).

Then the problem always exists between the chair and the keyboard.

P.I.C.N.I.C - Problem In Chair Not In Computer

PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair

We call it a Wetware issue.

gmthisfeller

The universe collapses.

No matter.

Crimson_Fire