Geek Humor!

gmthisfeller

For the network geeks among us, there is this:

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.

hekate89

Commenting to find it later! I'll be back=D

BraveNewdGirl

tomaspetro

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.

JamericanBoy

gmthisfeller

First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win.

Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even.

Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.

madhatter2013

jonward85

In so i can see all of these later when im not at work. Totally stoked.

gmthisfeller

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

gmthisfeller

There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

aNewYear123

Damn n00bs....

while ( $me ) {
$myLove++;
}

^^ This was my first thought too...

jennadelane

gmthisfeller

For the physics geeks among us:

Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

AmykinsCatfood

This video legit make me LOL for 10 minutes the first time I saw it.

madhatter2013

madhatter2013

gmthisfeller

For our Latin geeks we have this:

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

madhatter2013

gmthisfeller

According to Sigmund Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

Fünf.

doowop713

So glad I visited this thread!

madhatter2013

DoctorMcCoy10

This just made me ridiculously happy :happy:

madhatter2013

madhatter2013

So I found this little cutie with a caption that says "To LARP or not to LARP"

The_Aly_Wei

Answering "no" to liking the Guide to the Galaxy leading you directly to the "do you have any redeeming qualities" hahahahahahaha.

madhatter2013

Ramen237

So I found this little cutie with a caption that says "To LARP or not to LARP"

MY EYES!!!! They BURN!!!

madhatter2013

sullus

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

How many tech support engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well sir, we have an exact copy of the lightbuld here, and it seems to be working fine.

FoxBean